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You Can Now Buy Die Hard as an Illustrated Children’s Book and We Want It!

Yippee Ki-yay, Motherf**ker!

Could this be the best Christmas gift this year?

When we think of classic Christmas movies we think of movies like Elf, The Santa Clause and Jingle All the Way, but one of the best Christmas movies ever made is sadly not that family friendly. We are talking about the 80s classic – Die Hard.

Unfortunately, Die Hard isn’t the movie of choice to put on and sit watching with the kids. So, they will never know poor old John McClane’s plight against Hans Gruber and his evil terrorist gang in the Nakatomi Plaza on that enchanted night…. Until now!

A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic is a new book written by comedian Doogie Horner and beautifully illustrated by JJ Harrison.  The book follows the movie and told in the style of the famous Christmas poem Twas the Night Before Christmas.

The book is available from 17th October and you can get a copy from Amazon for $10.20, which is hell of a good price! *

Go Buy.

* Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.

Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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