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Really Awful Album Covers

What the f#*k?

Right. So, we have covered Really Awful Vintage Fashion and Really Awful Bootleg Movie Posters and this post I bring you ‘Really Awful Album Covers.’

It’s not entirely clear whether some of these artists were being serious or just taking the p#*s, but one thing is for sure, these album covers are really, really awful.

Deluded, creepy and disturbing are just a few of the words that can be used to describe these designs. Maybe these people are the kind of rejects who are egged on by their families and friends that audition on talent shows like X-Factor or [put your country here] Got Talent and who leaves the rest of us thinking… What the f#*k? What the f#*k?

With song titles like “My Pussy Belongs to Daddy” and “She Sits Among the Cabbages and Peas”, this album is obviously one you are not going to be singing along to in the car on a family day out!

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There is nothing more glamorous than a woman taking a dump, right? Fail.

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Oh dear, Kevin! Even your dungarees in Dexys Midnight Runners were better than this.

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“Come to My Party” – Mrs, Mills said with a maniacal smile. Er… No thanks, I’ll give it a miss. If you don’t mind?

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Lionel, wearing the smallest shorts known to man! I’m really not sure how you would do aerobics to the soundtrack to E.T either!

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That is actually Wayne Newton’s real face!

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More like “Zip, Zap, Crap!” See what I did there?

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Never have two words put together like this been more off-putting!

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Oh dear, God!

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Seksikeks by Mija Aleksic, who looks like a pervy Eastern European Robert De Niro. “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talking to me or picture of pretty lady? Haha ha”

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Jim said he loved his life, with that empty dead “I’m going to wear your skin” stare and 70’s moustache!

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I wonder which one is Al Davis?

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Jazz flute and hairy chest. Don’t mess with this guy!

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So, let me get this straight. The first 3 songs on this LP are titled “A Fine Romance”, “My Romance” and “Romance”. Oh yeah, and there is a woman with big t*#s on the cover!

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Was this picture taken before or after the Chernobyl disaster?

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This superstar known to us only as, ‘Gary’, who looks like my old German teacher, is sure getting down to business on this cover. Nothing says that more, than posing in front of a phone booth in a truck park with a passport shoved down the front of your jeans!

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I’m not sure if it’s the lighting or whether Saveta has ‘hairy man legs’. Shiver!

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Superman, finally revealing his true identity as Alla Pugatjova, accompanied by his half-woman, half-buggy sidekick!

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Who knew that the sisters of Judge Doom released an album?

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What’s next? How about calling it a day and stop being cruel to elephants, Foster?

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WTF!?

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No! You most certainly can not!

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This is the worst album cover I have ever seen (scratch that) I will ever see! <washes eyes>

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A fine-looking girl band if ever I saw one.

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We have to remember that Shut up and Dance come from another dimension where dancing is illegal and it’s ‘the ravin’ ninjas’ versus the cops!

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My request is: Please stop Ken. Please stop!

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We have come from the planet Berrante do Tempo to bring you the ‘funk’.

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Self-titled album of a pure megastar!

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Say No More

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You know Freddy, it might have been your singing!

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Written by Mila Jarzynka

Decoding the million wonderful & inspiring stories within the quirky world of art, design & pop culture. Former Deputy Editor & Author at Joyenergizer

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