Movies & TV
Chopping Mall: The Greatest Warning Against Retail Technology Since the Self-Checkout Started Judging Me
Where shopping is a matter of life and warranty
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LOL
Free Speech for Me, Silence for Thee: The Modern Hypocrisy of Opinions
The Great Opinion Shortage of 2026
LOL
AI Will Take Over… Eventually. Probably. Maybe. It Depends Who’s In Charge.
Remember – Human civilisation doesn’t run on intelligence.
life
Kids Today Will Never Understand the British High Street
When shopping centres were social networks, pigeons ran the town and nobody knew where Dad had gone.
LOL
Growing Up Before Google
Access to information is undoubtedly one of the greatest advantages of modern life.
life
School in the 90s Was Basically Survival Training
Future generations may struggle to believe half of these stories
LOL
The Internet Used to Sound Like a Robot Falling Down the Stairs
When One Phone Call Could Destroy the Internet
life
The Death of Common Sense
Experts Fear Britain’s Most Valuable Resource Has Been Replaced by Apps, Warnings and Facebook Questions
life
The Ring Doorbell Republic
“Does anybody recognise this male? Seen walking along Acacia Drive at 3:48pm.”
life
The Great British Spectator Sport: Watching the World Burn (Politely)
“Someone really ought to do something.”
life
Delivery Window “Between 8am and 6pm” Declared Legally Meaningless
“Your driver will be with you soon.”
life
Local Adult Opens Wardrobe, Declares They Have Nothing to Wear Despite Evidence
“What about that blue thing?”
LOL
Local Adult Discovers Exciting New Financial Strategy Called “Not Checking the Bank Account”
Sometimes it’s good to be blissfully ignorant
life
Britain Faces National Crisis as Someone Suggests Putting the Big Light On
“The ceiling light destroys that ecosystem instantly.”
Movies & TV
The Spectacularly Pointless Attempt to Cancel J.K. Rowling
Because after years of trying to cancel J.K. Rowling, the result is fairly clear.
Technology
CAPTCHA Has Started Asking Questions Only a Traffic Engineer Could Answer
“I AM NOT A ROBOT!”
Tasty
Chocolate Is Dead. We Killed It. And Then We Wrapped the Corpse in Palm Oil.
Chocolate hasn’t evolved. It’s been mugged.
Retro
The 90s Were Peak Civilization (According to Everyone Who Was There)
“You just had to be there.”
LOL
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo — A Film So Powerful It Defeats Urban Planning Through Dance
Grab your boombox, it’s popping time
Advertising
The Great Advertising Family Lottery: Why Every Living Room Now Looks Like It Was Assembled by Committee
Welcome to Modern Advertising™
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Grand Theft Auto VI: Humanity Prepares for the Most Important Event Since the Invention of Electricity
Relationships Will Be Tested