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There are few situations in adult life that expose your complete inability to behave like a normal human being quite as efficiently as having…
Excuse Me, But Haven’t We Already Avoided Eye Contact Twice Today?
When you’re a kid, adults look like mythical creatures. They know how to drive, pay bills, use washing machines, fill out forms and speak…
“I don’t think I’ve ever felt this bad.”
Where shopping is a matter of life and warranty
The Great Opinion Shortage of 2026
Remember – Human civilisation doesn’t run on intelligence.
When shopping centres were social networks, pigeons ran the town and nobody knew where Dad had gone.
Access to information is undoubtedly one of the greatest advantages of modern life.