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“Awkward Mode Activated” – 50 Really Crappy Retro Robots

Bleep bleep bloop… Error!

Watch out mankind because the army of really awkward robots is here…

Don’t worry, Judgment day is not quite upon us yet as I don’t think we’d have much to worry about if it was left up to these retro robots.

Some of these old-timey robots couldn’t even get upstairs and had less memory than a 1982 Casio watch so the chances of them devising a plan to take over the world are unlikely.

Although these machines aren’t that impressive (even with some that may have people inside) do however seem to be able to attract the ladies!

Awkward mode activated…”

“Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminium alloy? Because I can see myself in them”

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“Entering awkward mode”

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When you buy a robot off Wish

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“Seriously guys. Did you have to build me to resemble Frankenstein’s Monster?”

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“Hey Billy, while Mom’s away let’s raid the drinks cabinet”

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“See, I told you that everything would be fine. I don’t think anybody has really noticed that I have turned into a robot, my dear!”

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“Anyway… So I said to Mavis…”

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Ooooh!

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“He’s even better than a real dog. I don’t have to pick up his dog poop!”

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“You will have to speak up I’m using a robot!”

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“Now Pervbot, we have already told you to stop hanging around the female toilets!”

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It’s Oom-a-Gog!

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“It is I Magnatron. I am come from the future to warn you of a great disaster”

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“Now Johnny, repeat after me. I have come to take over your puny planet”

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Never has a robot looked so awkward

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“Do you even lift bro?”

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The very first robot Arthur Copperbottom

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“I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after” <Robot Smile>

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“Do you smoke after robo-sex?” “Hold on a minute. Just let me check. Ha… Ha … Ha”

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“All humans will die”

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It’s Bilko the Boogie Robot

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“Grope sequence started”

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“So you want to be a leading fashion model robot? Not with those legs honey!”

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It’s hip to be square (AF)

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“I just need to feed my children. Why won’t you let me entertain?”

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I love the fact that this robophone is smoking a pipe

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“… I said the only way! Break down!”

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“It was the best of times, It was the blurst of times”

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It’s Wingnut the Robot

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And here we have Mrs. Wingnut and Wingnut Jnr

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Roboto is the mechanised wingman and party robot. He’s got your back!

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Wow, robots really know how to get the ladies

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“Er… Ladies, I don’t think I’m made for water”

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This robot really works out

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“All this housework is running my hands. Go on feel my them. Absolutely wrecked they are”

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“Ha ha, I have made a robot version of myself and nobody will notice!”

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“I’ve got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?”

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“I am Jumbotron the sex robot with my giant… Accessory!”

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“Hey back off Mr Robot Man. You’re not my type”

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“Hey, Garco would it kill you to put some fresh coffee on?”

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Not sure what is going on here

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“Dad, what are you building?” “Well son, I have finally finished my robot replica. I can send it to work and escape the rat race once and for all and nobody will notice” “Sure Dad”

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“I am feeling like John McEn-robot” <Joke mode de-activated>

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“Hi Superman, I am Blocko and I will be the one destroying you now”

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“Baby, I’m going to void your warranty. You are making my floppy drive hard!”

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“Smug mode”

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“How are we robots expected to take over the world if we cannot even sit FFS?”

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“Roboto how could you? I thought you were my wingman?”

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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