With the last couple of years being particularly crazy and life for most people is now turning back to normal we thought we’d go shopping again.
We ventured down to the local malls and supermarkets to see the current mood of shoppers and guess what? Yes, the people are just as crazy as a box of squirrels!
The big question is – Are people more crazier now than they were before the global pandemic…? Hell, Yes!
“We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy ‘Cross the USA… Convooooyyy!”
Oh man, you could at least have put on some underpants!
Somebody is taking precautions
This is what we call ‘literally dragging the kids around the supermarket’
Holy shit! Is this poor lady’s neck broken?
You’re doing it wrong!
Debbie was glad her daughter didn’t have the spicy tacos the night before
Somebody likes their Grolsch beer
This lady doesn’t know if she is coming or going!
“Honey, are you sure you keep your purse up your ass?”
“Boss, it’s happened again!” “Roooooney!”
Dead or tired?
The makeshift social distance headset
Phew… It’s her back!
What a dad!
The entitlement of some people
The new MPV mobility scooter
When you don’t give a f**k!
If this thing starts going “Nom Nom Nom”, I’m outta here!
I guess it saves time on the toilet
That iPhone is one thread away from uncertain doom
If you don’t have a wheelchair or mobility scooter just improvise
The guardian of the restroom
T-rex was obeying the face masks rule
I never understood how this happens to people
I too keep my valuables in an old sock attached to my cap
Stand back! That’s one way to do social distancing
“Lady” you got buttocks your body can’t cash!
Speaking of asses, what is going on here?
Mmmm, ass-marinated meat
I introduce to you… The ‘Neckbeard’ spotted out in the wild
I was so distracted by the pants I didn’t notice the 186-month old baby in the cart
You work it girlfriend
Is this a new game of scooter joust?
Yum, this trodden on meat will go well with my ass marinated steak
That’s one way to poison yourself
Holy shit wtf?
Even Hulk Hogan has to get his groceries somehow, although I thought he was a lot taller!
The Colonel will be turning in his grave
Little girly please stop squeezing my easter eggs
Clean up in aisle two
They only come out at night or in this case… Walmart in the day!
A little bit of sick just came out
At least it’s hiding her butthole… For now!
Which came first the chicken or the hat?
The new fitness fashion trend. Dr Suess Legs
Did she knit her hair herself?