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58 Times Things Got Crazy at the Shopping Mall – Volume 3

It’s mental out there!

With the last couple of years being particularly crazy and life for most people is now turning back to normal we thought we’d go shopping again.

We ventured down to the local malls and supermarkets to see the current mood of shoppers and guess what? Yes, the people are just as crazy as a box of squirrels!

The big question is  – Are people more crazier now than they were before the global pandemic…? Hell, Yes!

See our other weird and whacky shopping trips –  Volume 1 | Volume 2

“We gonna roll this truckin’ convoy ‘Cross the USA… Convooooyyy!”

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Oh man, you could at least have put on some underpants!

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Somebody is taking precautions

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This is what we call ‘literally dragging the kids around the supermarket’

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Holy shit! Is this poor lady’s neck broken?

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You’re doing it wrong!

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Back titties!

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Debbie was glad her daughter didn’t have the spicy tacos the night before

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Somebody likes their Grolsch beer

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This lady doesn’t know if she is coming or going!

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Balloons!

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Mmmh!

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“Honey, are you sure you keep your purse up your ass?”

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“Boss, it’s happened again!” “Roooooney!”

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Dead or tired?

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The makeshift social distance headset

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Phew… It’s her back!

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What a dad!

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Oh…

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Woah!

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The entitlement of some people

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The new MPV mobility scooter

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When you don’t give a f**k!

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If this thing starts going “Nom Nom Nom”, I’m outta here!

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I guess it saves time on the toilet

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That iPhone is one thread away from uncertain doom

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If you don’t have a wheelchair or mobility scooter just improvise

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The guardian of the restroom

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How? WTF

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T-rex was obeying the face masks rule

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I never understood how this happens to people

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I too keep my valuables in an old sock attached to my cap

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Stand back! That’s one way to do social distancing

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“Lady” you got buttocks your body can’t cash!

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Speaking of asses, what is going on here?

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Mmmm, ass-marinated meat

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I introduce to you… The ‘Neckbeard’ spotted out in the wild

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I was so distracted by the pants I didn’t notice the 186-month old baby in the cart

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You work it girlfriend

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Lazy AF

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Is this a new game of scooter joust?

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Yum, this trodden on meat will go well with my ass marinated steak

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Nasty

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That’s one way to poison yourself

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Holy shit wtf?

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RIP Sully

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Even Hulk Hogan has to get his groceries somehow, although I thought he was a lot taller!

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The Colonel will be turning in his grave

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Collapsed ass

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Little girly please stop squeezing my easter eggs

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Clean up in aisle two

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Holy underpants!

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They only come out at night or in this case… Walmart in the day!

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A little bit of sick just came out

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At least it’s hiding her butthole… For now!

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Which came first the chicken or the hat?

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The new fitness fashion trend. Dr Suess Legs

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Did she knit her hair herself?

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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