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30 Hilarious and Really Awkward Band Photos

These bands will get your head banging… In disbelief!

We all know rock stars are supposed to look awesome…

We idolised them and their posters adorned our bedroom walls when we were growing up. They are supposed to have lots of style and charisma, ooze stage presence and demand our attention. We played their music non-stop and we even dressed like our idols.

Today we look at a selection of rather questionable famous and not so famous bands photoshoots from back in the day. I’m not sure I’d want to copy the style of any of these bands for obvious reasons. These bands will get your heads banging but unfortunately in disbelief!

[Devil horns]

Manowar, looking like every 1980s fantasy video game cover

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Shotgun Messiah stole their sister’s clothes for this shoot

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The Dusty Rhodes Band?

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The awesomeness of Black Death

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Pretty Boy Floyd. I can’t tell which one is Floyd!

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Oh dear Motley Crew

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I can’t tell if this is a band or a wrestling tag team!

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“We’re not Whitesnake dude. We’re Poison. I thought we were Quiet Riot. It says here we’re Ratt.”

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Rhapsody of Fire look like they are about to go on a quest to destroy a ring

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Hey, Flock of Seagulls, I bet you are probably “Wishing We didn’t have a photograph of you”

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Turds of Misery, that’s an upbeat band name!

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They look like they’ve just been busted by Dad for trying on Mom’s wardrobe

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Motörhead – Maybe re-enacting a story about a very heavy night of partying. “… So I was dressed as a white rabbit and Phil had a baby shark on his shoulder…”

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This has got to be the most stylish band of the 70s!

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Tunnel of Love

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Stovokor, sometimes you have to Klingon to hope of getting a record deal

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Mom, is that you?

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Madam X, keeping the hair spray companies in business throughout the 80s

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The new hilarious 80s sitcom – ‘The Four Dads’

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Crimson Glory initiating their latest band member

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Er… Shall I come back later?

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Detsorgsekal – Maybe that’s the noise you make when you get jabbed by your own shoulder spikes!

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Stryper – Probably looking for where their career went

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Venom, about to defend the Two Towers

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TWATT (No, really that’s their band name!)

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Vepri Suicida

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Judas Priest straight off the set of Mad Max 2

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X Japan look like a cyberpunk gang from a 1990s anime

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We are called Die-Abetes

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We finally, return to Manowar in all their glory

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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