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70+ Vintage Books with Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles

Never judge a book by it’s cover!

They say you should never judge a book by it’s cover and that has never been more accurate with this collection of vintage book covers.

We have a huge collection of retro literature taken from a selection of various Ladybird learning books and children’s stories to detective stories and romance novels from the 50s – 80s. They have had their titles hilariously re-imagined to coincide with the illustrations that appear on their covers.

Now these books I would read!

Special thanks to Johnny Yinyang for re-imagining lots of these funny titles. You can see more on Pinterest.

‘F’ is for F**k

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The Fart Was Too Strong

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How to Impress Girls With Power Farting

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F**k Off, Bernard

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The Secret of the Missing F**ks

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Taking Dad to Rehab

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Mog the C**ting Cat

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What the Actual F**k?

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Shoplifting with Mother

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Far Off Into the Distance is Where You Should F**k Off

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Don’t Lick the Stripper Pole

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The Cat Who Shat in His Hat

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‘It’s Totally F**king F**ked Mate, Big Time’

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This Asshole Again

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I Wrecked Your Toilet

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Sneetches Get Steetches

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Being Polite to a Stuck Up Bitch

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Tiffany Spreads Her Legs & Catches Crabs

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Anne th F**krag

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The First Time I Saw a Penis

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The Teacher That Had Sex with Frogs

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The Hardy Boys Get Caught F**king in the Woods

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Even Girls Fart

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Uncle Creepy

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Oh Shit, Oh F**k, Oh F**king Shit

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Toddlers are Assholes

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Antisocial Parking

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That one Clever Bitch

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I Can’t Hear Anyone that Gives a F**k!

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I’ll Be Working on the Front, While Phil Here Will Sort Out the Back

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How to Write Abusive Letters To Your Elderly Neighbours

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The Wonder Book of Masturbation Techniques

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Who Stole My Butt Plug?!

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Reading Daddy’s Suicide Note Again

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Yes, I Am Still A Virgin

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I Want the Hobo to Watch

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Clowns and How to Kill Them

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Nobody Wants to Play with a Smelly Pussy

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Mummy Makes Sure She Tastes Good

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Did You File It Under ‘U’ For Urgent of ‘F’ for Fuck It?

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Peeping Tommy Goes Cougar Hunting

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The Secret of the Old Milf

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Vicky, Clair and Jack Drop Some Acid in the Woods

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Daddy Doesn’t Cross Dress on Sundays

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Going to Make Fun of the Grocer With a Stutter

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Normalising Your Mother’s Manic Behaviour

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The Horror of Masturbation

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The Perverted Doctor

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You’re Behind On Your Payments

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Brexit

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Defiled by Chickens

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Daddy Doesn’t Live Here Anymore & Neither Does the Maid

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Watching Your Mother Shower

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Leaning to Fart

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My First Joint

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Daddy’s Farts Knock Birds From the Sky

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She Always Struggled With Knickers

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Mummy Makes Notes of What Daddy Says, So She Can Bring Them Up Again in Ten Years

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Let Go You Little Shit, I’m Late for My Hot Date

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Stop! Is That a Dick Under Your Dress?

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The Ever Cheerful Cleaner Smiling at Stupid Business Bastards

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F**k You, Dad

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My Mummy Pretends to Like Your Mummy

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Can I Lick Your Asshole?

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By ‘eck, I Feel Reet Bloon Art

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I Want to F**k You As Well

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Will You Please Stop Masturbating When I’m Taking To You

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The Health & Safety Conscious Bus Driver

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Daddy is Unemployed Again

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I Think It Was Not I But You Who That Let One Rip

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The F**king Day the F**king Neighbours Called F**king Social Services

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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