They say you should never judge a book by it’s cover and that has never been more accurate with this collection of vintage book covers.
We have a huge collection of retro literature taken from a selection of various Ladybird learning books and children’s stories to detective stories and romance novels from the 50s – 80s. They have had their titles hilariously re-imagined to coincide with the illustrations that appear on their covers.
Now these books I would read!
‘F’ is for F**k
The Fart Was Too Strong
How to Impress Girls With Power Farting
F**k Off, Bernard
The Secret of the Missing F**ks
Taking Dad to Rehab
Mog the C**ting Cat
What the Actual F**k?
Shoplifting with Mother
Far Off Into the Distance is Where You Should F**k Off
Don’t Lick the Stripper Pole
The Cat Who Shat in His Hat
‘It’s Totally F**king F**ked Mate, Big Time’
This Asshole Again
I Wrecked Your Toilet
Sneetches Get Steetches
Being Polite to a Stuck Up Bitch
Tiffany Spreads Her Legs & Catches Crabs
Anne th F**krag
The First Time I Saw a Penis
The Teacher That Had Sex with Frogs
The Hardy Boys Get Caught F**king in the Woods
Even Girls Fart
Oh Shit, Oh F**k, Oh F**king Shit
Toddlers are Assholes
That one Clever Bitch
I Can’t Hear Anyone that Gives a F**k!
I’ll Be Working on the Front, While Phil Here Will Sort Out the Back
How to Write Abusive Letters To Your Elderly Neighbours
The Wonder Book of Masturbation Techniques
Who Stole My Butt Plug?!
Reading Daddy’s Suicide Note Again
Yes, I Am Still A Virgin
I Want the Hobo to Watch
Clowns and How to Kill Them
Nobody Wants to Play with a Smelly Pussy
Mummy Makes Sure She Tastes Good
Did You File It Under ‘U’ For Urgent of ‘F’ for Fuck It?
Peeping Tommy Goes Cougar Hunting
The Secret of the Old Milf
Vicky, Clair and Jack Drop Some Acid in the Woods
Daddy Doesn’t Cross Dress on Sundays
Going to Make Fun of the Grocer With a Stutter
Normalising Your Mother’s Manic Behaviour
The Horror of Masturbation