They say you should never judge a book by it’s cover and that has never been more accurate with this collection of vintage book covers.
We have a huge collection of retro literature taken from a selection of various Ladybird learning books and children’s stories to detective stories and romance novels from the 50s – 80s. They have had their titles hilariously re-imagined to coincide with the illustrations that appear on their covers.
Now, these books I would read!
Special thanks to Johnny Yinyang for re-imagining lots of these funny titles. You can see more on Pinterest.
You can see more hilarious re-imagined book titles in our follow up post – 60 More Vintage Books With Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles.
‘F’ is for F**k
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The Fart Was Too Strong
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How to Impress Girls With Power Farting
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F**k Off, Bernard
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The Secret of the Missing F**ks
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Taking Dad to Rehab
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Mog the C**ting Cat
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What the Actual F**k?
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Shoplifting with Mother
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Far Off Into the Distance is Where You Should F**k Off
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Don’t Lick the Stripper Pole
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The Cat Who Shat in His Hat
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‘It’s Totally F**king F**ked Mate, Big Time’
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This Asshole Again
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I Wrecked Your Toilet
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Sneetches Get Steetches
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Being Polite to a Stuck Up Bitch
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Tiffany Spreads Her Legs & Catches Crabs
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Anne th F**krag
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The First Time I Saw a Penis
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The Teacher That Had Sex with Frogs
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The Hardy Boys Get Caught F**king in the Woods
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Even Girls Fart
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Uncle Creepy
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Oh Shit, Oh F**k, Oh F**king Shit
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Toddlers are Assholes
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Antisocial Parking
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That one Clever Bitch
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I Can’t Hear Anyone that Gives a F**k!
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I’ll Be Working on the Front, While Phil Here Will Sort Out the Back
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How to Write Abusive Letters To Your Elderly Neighbours
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The Wonder Book of Masturbation Techniques
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Who Stole My Butt Plug?!
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Reading Daddy’s Suicide Note Again
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Yes, I Am Still A Virgin
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I Want the Hobo to Watch
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Clowns and How to Kill Them
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Nobody Wants to Play with a Smelly Pussy
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Mummy Makes Sure She Tastes Good
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Did You File It Under ‘U’ For Urgent of ‘F’ for Fuck It?
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Peeping Tommy Goes Cougar Hunting
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The Secret of the Old Milf
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Vicky, Clair and Jack Drop Some Acid in the Woods
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Daddy Doesn’t Cross Dress on Sundays
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Going to Make Fun of the Grocer With a Stutter
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Normalising Your Mother’s Manic Behaviour
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The Horror of Masturbation
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The Perverted Doctor
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You’re Behind On Your Payments
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Brexit
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Defiled by Chickens
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Daddy Doesn’t Live Here Anymore & Neither Does the Maid
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Watching Your Mother Shower
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Leaning to Fart
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My First Joint
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Daddy’s Farts Knock Birds From the Sky
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She Always Struggled With Knickers
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Mummy Makes Notes of What Daddy Says, So She Can Bring Them Up Again in Ten Years
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Let Go You Little Shit, I’m Late for My Hot Date
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Brexit 1534
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Stop! Is That a Dick Under Your Dress?
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The Ever Cheerful Cleaner Smiling at Stupid Business Bastards
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F**k You, Dad
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My Mummy Pretends to Like Your Mummy
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Can I Lick Your Asshole?
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By ‘eck, I Feel Reet Bloon Art
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I Want to F**k You As Well
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Will You Please Stop Masturbating When I’m Taking To You
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The Health & Safety Conscious Bus Driver
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Daddy is Unemployed Again
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I Think It Was Not I But You Who That Let One Rip
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