70+ Vintage Books with Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles

They say you should never judge a book by it’s cover and that has never been more accurate with this collection of vintage book covers.

We have a huge collection of retro literature taken from a selection of various Ladybird learning books and children’s stories to detective stories and romance novels from the 50s – 80s. They have had their titles hilariously re-imagined to coincide with the illustrations that appear on their covers.

Now, these books I would read!

Special thanks to Johnny Yinyang for re-imagining lots of these funny titles. You can see more on Pinterest.

You can see more hilarious re-imagined book titles in our follow up post – 60 More Vintage Books With Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles.

‘F’ is for F**k

The Fart Was Too Strong

How to Impress Girls With Power Farting

F**k Off, Bernard

The Secret of the Missing F**ks

Taking Dad to Rehab

Mog the C**ting Cat

What the Actual F**k?

Shoplifting with Mother

Far Off Into the Distance is Where You Should F**k Off

Don’t Lick the Stripper Pole

The Cat Who Shat in His Hat

‘It’s Totally F**king F**ked Mate, Big Time’

This Asshole Again

I Wrecked Your Toilet

Sneetches Get Steetches

Being Polite to a Stuck Up Bitch

Tiffany Spreads Her Legs & Catches Crabs

Anne th F**krag

The First Time I Saw a Penis

The Teacher That Had Sex with Frogs

The Hardy Boys Get Caught F**king in the Woods

Even Girls Fart

Uncle Creepy

Oh Shit, Oh F**k, Oh F**king Shit

Toddlers are Assholes

Antisocial Parking

That one Clever Bitch

I Can’t Hear Anyone that Gives a F**k!

I’ll Be Working on the Front, While Phil Here Will Sort Out the Back

How to Write Abusive Letters To Your Elderly Neighbours

The Wonder Book of Masturbation Techniques

Who Stole My Butt Plug?!

Reading Daddy’s Suicide Note Again

Yes, I Am Still A Virgin

I Want the Hobo to Watch

Clowns and How to Kill Them

Nobody Wants to Play with a Smelly Pussy

Mummy Makes Sure She Tastes Good

Did You File It Under ‘U’ For Urgent of ‘F’ for Fuck It?

Peeping Tommy Goes Cougar Hunting

The Secret of the Old Milf

Vicky, Clair and Jack Drop Some Acid in the Woods

Daddy Doesn’t Cross Dress on Sundays

Going to Make Fun of the Grocer With a Stutter

Normalising Your Mother’s Manic Behaviour

The Horror of Masturbation

 

The Perverted Doctor

You’re Behind On Your Payments

Brexit

Defiled by Chickens

Daddy Doesn’t Live Here Anymore & Neither Does the Maid

Watching Your Mother Shower

Leaning to Fart

My First Joint

Daddy’s Farts Knock Birds From the Sky

She Always Struggled With Knickers

Mummy Makes Notes of What Daddy Says, So She Can Bring Them Up Again in Ten Years

Let Go You Little Shit, I’m Late for My Hot Date

Brexit 1534

Stop! Is That a Dick Under Your Dress?

The Ever Cheerful Cleaner Smiling at Stupid Business Bastards

F**k You, Dad

My Mummy Pretends to Like Your Mummy

Can I Lick Your Asshole?

By ‘eck, I Feel Reet Bloon Art

I Want to F**k You As Well

Will You Please Stop Masturbating When I’m Taking To You

The Health & Safety Conscious Bus Driver

Daddy is Unemployed Again

I Think It Was Not I But You Who That Let One Rip

The F**king Day the F**king Neighbours Called F**king Social Services