60 More Vintage Books With Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles

You may remember the other year we featured a huge collection of vintage books that had their titles hilariously re-imagined.

If you enjoyed the last article then you will love these featuring a funny take on such books as Hardy Boys, Choose Your Own Adventure, Dr. Seuss and a whole lot more. Some of these books might actually be displaying their original title, but can you guess which ones?

Please be warned that some of these titles may be in bad taste!

You can see more – 70+ Vintage Books with Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles

F**k that Red Thing I’m Having None of it

Wet Beavers Looking For Wood

Fight Me You Long-Ass Bitch

Why the F**k Did I Let the Kid Fly?

F**k You and F**k These Plants

I’ll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth

Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

Oh, For F**k’s Sake, What Have You Done Now?

Who’s Got Titty?

What the F**k Was I Thinking

Who Wants To See a Witch’s Titty?

Holy Shit We’re High as F**k

Hmm, Guess the Bible Was a Crock of Shit

Daddy – Can We Microwave the F**king Dog

C’Mon Yo, I’m Tryin’ To Take a Ghost Shit

Horton Hears a Bitch-Ass Liar

I’m Gonna Write You a Prescr… Hold On – Did You Fart?

Drummer Dick’s Discharge

F**k Me, That’s Some Spicy Food, Woman!

The Pocket Book of Boners

Our Son is an Idiot

Drugs. F**k Yeah

Pooh Gets Stuck

Save Us, Son If I Die I Go To Hell

I Have a Tank F**k You

My Give a F**k Gland Was Surgically Removed

Clifford F**king Launches a Cat

The Horse is Getting Suspicious!

The Muffin Muncher

Dude, You’re Pretty F**ked

What is the Deal With Airline Food?

Billy Trips Balls

I Kicked The Crap Out Of Joan Collins

Stay Away from Simon! He’s Got AIDS!

Man Tits

Affordable Housing

Compost Girl

You Gotta F**k This Bag

My Older Brother the Tranny

Ape Rape!

 

One Bitch. Two Bitch. Dead Bitch. New Bitch

This Planet F**king Rules

The Cat in the Hat Smokes Crack

The Old Man Finally Snapped

Arthur Gets Caught Reading Porn

Wrestle Me For America You Thieving White Shit

Forgot I Can’t Read

Pinocchio the Lying C**t

Either of You Boys Want a Coke?

Trimming Your Bush

And I Said: Wrestle Me Nude If You’re a Man

Another Goddamn Day

Here’s Your F**king Stone, Asshole

Beep Beep Motherf**k

Sorry Is This a Bad Time?