You may remember the other year we featured a huge collection of vintage books that had their titles hilariously re-imagined.
If you enjoyed the last article then you will love these featuring a funny take on such books as Hardy Boys, Choose Your Own Adventure, Dr. Seuss and a whole lot more. Some of these books might actually be displaying their original title, but can you guess which ones?
Please be warned that some of these titles may be in bad taste!
You can see more – 70+ Vintage Books with Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles
F**k that Red Thing I’m Having None of it
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Wet Beavers Looking For Wood
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Fight Me You Long-Ass Bitch
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Why the F**k Did I Let the Kid Fly?
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F**k You and F**k These Plants
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I’ll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
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Oh, For F**k’s Sake, What Have You Done Now?
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Who’s Got Titty?
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What the F**k Was I Thinking
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Who Wants To See a Witch’s Titty?
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Holy Shit We’re High as F**k
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Hmm, Guess the Bible Was a Crock of Shit
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Daddy – Can We Microwave the F**king Dog
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C’Mon Yo, I’m Tryin’ To Take a Ghost Shit
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Horton Hears a Bitch-Ass Liar
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I’m Gonna Write You a Prescr… Hold On – Did You Fart?
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Drummer Dick’s Discharge
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F**k Me, That’s Some Spicy Food, Woman!
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The Pocket Book of Boners
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Our Son is an Idiot
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Drugs. F**k Yeah
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Pooh Gets Stuck
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Save Us, Son If I Die I Go To Hell
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I Have a Tank F**k You
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My Give a F**k Gland Was Surgically Removed
Clifford F**king Launches a Cat
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The Horse is Getting Suspicious!
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The Muffin Muncher
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Dude, You’re Pretty F**ked
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What is the Deal With Airline Food?
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Billy Trips Balls
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I Kicked The Crap Out Of Joan Collins
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Stay Away from Simon! He’s Got AIDS!
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Man Tits
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Affordable Housing
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Compost Girl
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You Gotta F**k This Bag
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My Older Brother the Tranny
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Ape Rape!
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One Bitch. Two Bitch. Dead Bitch. New Bitch
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This Planet F**king Rules
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The Cat in the Hat Smokes Crack
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The Old Man Finally Snapped
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Arthur Gets Caught Reading Porn
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Wrestle Me For America You Thieving White Shit
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Forgot I Can’t Read
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Pinocchio the Lying C**t
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Either of You Boys Want a Coke?
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Trimming Your Bush
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And I Said: Wrestle Me Nude If You’re a Man
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Another Goddamn Day
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Here’s Your F**king Stone, Asshole
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Beep Beep Motherf**k
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