If you’ve ever been tempted to save a few pennies by buying foreign knock-off items then you’d be wise to think again. In this post we revisit an old favourite subject of ours – Knock-off toys.
There is no shortage of shameful rip-offs to be found in bargain shops because foreign toy manufacturers instead of thinking up creative new toys they get lazy and bootleg successful toy lines and children’s TV shows.
You can kid yourself by thinking your kids may not know the difference, but it’s a false economy because as we take a venture through the aisles of these bootleg and knock-off toys we couldn’t stop ourselves laughing at the ridiculousness of some of these crazy AF shoddy toy wannabes.
You can see more hilarious knock-off and bootleg toys here.
We start of with the sh**test transformer ever
I pity the fool who messes with Mr. T-Rex!
What the hell is this?
Who’s up for a game of Moneyply?
Meet Ol’ Chloe Drop Eyes
Bust my buffers
“We need a name like Game Boy, but something a little different so we aren’t sued by Nintendo” “How about ‘Game Child’, boss?” “Sorted!”
E3PO phone home
Little Pluckies Ninja Protects
Adventure Man looks like he’s seen some shit!
Aghhhh! Take it away!
Peppa’s Mum’s affair with Cyril Sneer had finally caught up with her!
Captain America, Popeye, somebody who has a bad case of mumps, Spider-Man and Ben 10’s head!
Wow! The PolyStation. It’s just not a game anymore!
Here we see Princess Elsa and Princess Anna complete with here trademark lazy eyelid
The Simpsonsns – One Family is Very Happy!
This toy has even been programmed to destroy all other action figures
Batman comes out in support of the LGBT community
“It’s me Mario!” No, it f**kin’ is not!
Can anyone explain why Buzz is here and now resembles an egg!
Street Blaster IV Turbo by Cony Soft
Don’t be angry… When your buys you a knock-off Frustration
The new Big Hero 6 – Transformers and Frozen crossover
Myspace is back as a toy!
Robert Cop 2 – The Furniture of Law Enforcement complete with Arnie quote
Superman now joins the Avengers and comes complete with mental giant head or a spare extra tiny head
Black Man loves the school
You okay Mikey?
Shouldn’t that be Jamaican Poky mon?
Space Friend… DErp!
I wish they’d make a movie of this Cars, Power Rangers, DC, Marvel and Shrek crossover
Dancing Uncle also come with creepy molesting arms
Droopy my eye has become
Batman has an identity crisis
You can call me Ray
This one might not even be a bootleg
That famous character from Fight Club – Dom “Oneshot” Kong
Who are these toys for? Oh, ‘Children Toy’, oh thank you for clearing that up
“Well farewell I’m off on my travels” said Zangief
Mighty Muscle Goofe
There is no God!
… Like I said there is no God!
“Boss, Nintendo didn’t like our rip-off ‘Game Child’. How about the name ‘Dr.Boy’?” “You’ve done it again!”
I really would like to see other action figures in this set. Especially the character ‘Door Ladder’
This not creepy at all Superman with mouth
Everyone’s favourite animated family ‘The Stivensons’
Boy Space action set with all your favourite characters Buzz, Woody (who’s been working out), a witch, a baby Buzz, a ghost and a mummified T-Rex
Super Mariano. Hope they have this on the ‘Game Child’
Titanic Bot. Hope you can buy his arch-nemesis Ice-borg!
Winnie the Pooh was also having an identity crisis!
Finally… We return to an old favourite from part 1