If you were to visit your local cinema and saw that any of these films were playing. Which one would you go see?

We’ve visited mistranslations before with Sack the Translator – Hilarious Chinese Mistranslations and Ooooh! Totally Dirty Sounding Food Products. Also we’ve seen some truly awful movie posters with 30 Really Awful Movie Posters and 29 Really Awful Bootleg Move Posters, but today we take a look at some completely hilarious film title translations from around the world.

Sometimes it makes you think they’re not even trying or simply just taking the piss!

From the misleading ‘A Supertough Kangaroo’ to the film title ‘He’s a Ghost!’, which gives away the films iconic twist. The honest ‘Santa is a Pervert’ and then to the truly baffling ‘Floppy Coppers Don’t Bite’

To be honest I actually prefer some of the foreign re-titled versions, with my particular favourite being ‘Mom, I Missed the Plane!’

I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute

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A very honest Japanese title of Leaving Las Vegas

Mom, I Missed the Plane!

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Home Alone (France)

Die Hard: Mega Hard

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Die Hard (Denmark)

Six Naked Pigs

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The Full Monty (China)

Mr. Cat Poop

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As Good as it Gets (China)

Floppy Coppers Don’t Bite

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Of course it’s Dragnet! (Germany)

Son of Devil

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No, it’s not a gender-swap reboot of Rosemary’s Baby it the Chinese title for Junior

The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses

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The Matrix (France)

Zany Son-in-Law, Zippy Grandkids, Sour Father-in-Law

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Little Fockers (Thailand)

If you leave me, I delete you

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Italy)

Hey, Where Are the Babies?

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Swingers (Sweden)

Dimwit Surges Forth

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The rather offensive Thai title for The Waterboy

Super Power Dare Die Team

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The better Chinese title for Ghostbusters: Answer the Call

American Virgin Man

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No, it’s not the worst superhero name ever, it’s the Chinese title for American Pie!

Full of Nuts

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Dodgeball (Germany)

One Night Big Belly

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Close enough, it’s the Chinese title for Knocked-up

Super Speeding Cleaning Evil Accounts

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The confusing Thai title for Drive Angry

Pigs and Diamonds

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Yeah, I can see that Mexico! Snatch

Santa is a Pervert

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The honest Czech title for Bad Santa

The Unbelievable Trip In A Wacky Aeroplane

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The over long German title for Airplane

Excitement 1995

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Totally misleading Chinese title for The Shawshank Redemption

It’s Raining Falafel

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Israel)

The Gun Died Laughing

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The Naked Gun (Israel)

Satan Female Soldier

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G.I Jane (Chinese)

Odd Couple, Wacky Trip, Go Together In Time for Birth

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Due Date (Thailand)

A Supertough Kangaroo

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WTF Spain? The Pacifier

Captain Supermarket

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Onced again, no, it’s not the worst superhero name it’s the Japanse title for Army of Darkness!

17-Year Old Girl’s Medical Chart

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Girl, Interupted (Japan)

His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous

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Boogie Nights (China)

Vaseline

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Grease (Argentina)

Just Send Him To University Unqualified

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Risky Business (China)

Please Do Not Touch Old Women

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The Producers (Italy)

The Hitman is Not as Cold as He Thought

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Leon (China)

He’s a Ghost!

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Totally giving away the ending and plot twist! The Chinese title for The Sixth Sense

Cat, Don’t Touch His Hat

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Cat in the Hat (Croatia)

Mystery Murder in Snowy Cream

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Fargo (China)

My Partner with the Cold Snout

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K-9 (Germany)

The Eighth Passenger Three

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Alien 3 (Israel)

The Teeth from the Sea

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Jaws (France)