If you’ve ever been shopping in bargain basement toy stores, ‘every item a pound’ or one dollar shops, then you will have already seen your fair share of cheap knock-off toys littering the toy aisles.
The items in question are usually made of super-thin and brittle plastic and metal and are clearly rip-offs of big branded toy lines.
When you think of fake items, then China (aka “Crouching Tiger Hidden Knock-offs”) comes to mind and takes the whole bootleg game to another level, and if it was a world sport then they would be gold medalists.
Just take a look at these hilarious bootleg toys that have been spotted from around the world. It just makes you think, “how do they get away with it?”
“Who You Gonna Call? Spook Chasers” I’m not sure those crazy prods are up to the job of catching spooks!
That’s probably about right for most Disney Princesses!
“Mom. I want a Wi Wi”
That’s the gayest robot I’ve sever seen!
Hmmmmm! Bad Taste?
“New Style Ninja Tortoises, New Style Ninja Tortoises. Heroes in a half-shell – Tortoise power” Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it!
You’ll be jupming (sic) for joy with Pocket Monica. ‘Don’t get caught or youbeen kick out’
It’s a pretty good rip-off apart from the name!
There is something not quite right about this!
Something was obviously lost in translation. Traerfromoes. Comes with the ‘Biggest Optimus Prime Ton, Weaponte and Bumbl Trailer Ebee Mode!’
Robocop, if it was made by Disney
This bag has everything in this bootleg mash-up. We have every kids favourite show, House, Quake III, Keith from The Prodigy eating an Apple logo and a pink Pikachu
‘Knight Rider becames Robert’. Obviously somebody was having a mental breakdown when they where envisioning this!
That famous Disney Pixar film ‘Toy Special 3’. Much better than Toy Special 2
The promotion of teen pregnancy is never good!
Who could forget Woody & Buzz’s cameo in TMNT?
It’s better than ‘Mad as Hell Birds’
R2 is that you?
‘Spader-Man’ – The Irish Spider-Man
Fun Neddy Lovely & Demon Donkey. Those loveable toys for girls!
Hey! Spider-Man has days off too. To go to the beach and on safari
You may think this is a kids sneaker?
… Well guess again…
… This sneaker turns into this bad boy!
That loveable mouse – ‘Lucky Mouse’ by Winner
What’s more alarming about this toy is not just the awful name, but the fact that it states that it’s a ‘deluxe set high class weapon’
What the hell is going on here?
Yummy. My fave McDonald’s shake – Flesh!
The latest Mario game now featuring, Snow White, a goat, Chips Ahoy, and Cap’n Crunch
The Sense of Right Alliance. Who can stop the ultimate force of Superman, Batman, Spider-man,…. er… Yellow Ranger, Lightning McQueen and Shrek?
Here we see Spider-man’s Hillbilly cousins
I’m trading my Xbox One for this bad boy
Watch out here comes the Australian Godzilla ‘Big Fella’
The gaming equivalent to Angel Dust
Saving soup kitchens around the world
Darth has a lot of explaining to do. Maybe this is what he got up to in between Episode 3 & 4!
‘Come and join the pleasure together’
I would love to see this in action
Space Boys 3. You know that Pixar film where Woody has mental big-ass arms?!
The stuff of nightmares
Eugh! I don’t even want to know what the ‘secretive goo’ is!
Oh dear God, this has got everything going on!
Let’s collect them all. I think I’ve collected them all (and more) in one packet!
The GaoRanger Dino Thunder team. Spider-man, Capeless Superman, Batman, Mr. Incredible, Yellow Ranger and Hulk.
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