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10 Dirty Named Halloween Cocktails You’ll Be Dying To Try

Please be advised this is NSFW!

We have some rather spooky and dirty named cocktails for you to try this Halloween.

Why not have a sip of the Vampire Viagra or try a Gothic Orgy in the Graveyard. These cocktails are ideal for any adult Halloween party!

For more Halloween Cocktails have a go at these 22 Spooky and Creepy Halloween Cocktails and for more damn right dirty cocktails then please see – 20 Dirty Named Cocktails and 20 More Dirty Named Cocktails and also 20 Dirty Named Cocktails Part 4.

Please be advised that this post contains explicit material. Please drink responsibly. Happy Halloween.

Halloween Hooker

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What you need

  • 1//2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz peach schnapps
  • 1/2 oz coconut rum
  • Orange/pineapple juice
  • 1 1/2 oz Blavod Black Vodka

How to mix

Our the vodka, peach schnapps and coconut rum into a highball glass filled with ice. Fill with orange juice Stir well, Slowly pour the Black vodka over the back of a cocktail spoon on top. Garnish with an orange slice and serve.

One Night Stand with a Hot Zombie

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What you need

  • 1 oz spiced rum
  • 1 oz Grand Marnier
  • 2 oz orange juice
  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1/2 oz grenadine
  • 1 pineapple flag

How to mix

Fill a highball glass with ice cubes. Add the rums, Grand Marnier, orange juice, pineapple juice and grenadine to a shaker. Shake well for 5 seconds. Pour the drink into the glass. Garnish with a pineapple flag.

Vampire Viagra

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What you need

  • 1 oz black sambuca
  • 1/2 oz Tang mix

How to mix

Pour the black sambuca into a shot glass. layer the Tang over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the black sambuca.

Magic Boner Iced Tea

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What you need

  • 1/2 oz gin
  • 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • 1/2 oz light rum
  • 1/4 oz grenadine
  • 1/4 oz lime juice
  • 2 oz sweet & sour mix
  • 1 oz Champagne
  • 1 lemon spiral

How to mix

Filla cocktail shaker with ice. Pour in all of the ingredients except for the Champagne. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass filled with ice. Add the Champagne on top. Garnish with a large lemon spiral.

Goth Orgy in the Graveyard

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What you need

  • 2 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 1/2 oz half and half cream
  • 1/2 oz tequila
  • 1/2 oz light rum
  • 1/2 oz vodka

How to mix

Place the pineapple juice, orange juice, cream, tequila, rum and vodka in a blender. Blend the mixture until it is smooth. Pour the drink into the glass, garnish with skeleton straws and optional citrus wheels.

Alien Fuck

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What you need

  • 1/3 oz Midora melon liqueur
  • 1/3 oz Baileys
  • 1/3 oz vodka

How to mix

Pour the melon liqueur into a shot glass. Layer the Baileys over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the melon liqueur. Layer the vodka over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the Baileys.

FML

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What you need

  • 2 oz pomegranate juice
  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1.2 tsp lemon juice
  • 1/2 oz Triple sec
  • 2 thoroughly washed plastic rats

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the pomegranate juice. vodka, lemon juice and Triple sec to the shaker. Shake the mixture well for 5 seconds, Strain the drink into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with one rat by the tail on the rim of the glass.

Slap the Ghost

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What you need

  • 1/2 oz Baileys
  • 1//2 oz Kahlua
  • 1/2 vodka
  • 2 oz half & half cream
  • 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
  • 1 cup ice, crushed
  • 1 maraschino cherry

How to mix

Place the baileys, Kahlua, vodka, cream, vanilla ice cream and crushed ice in a blender. Blend until smooth. Pour the mixture into a hurricane glass. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Good Luck With My Ex the Bloodsucking Pirate

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What you need

  • 4 tbsp corn syrup
  • Red food colouring
  • 4 oz pineapple juice or optional lemonade
  • 1 oz coconut rum
  • 1 oz dark rum

How to mix

Mix corn syrup and 10 drops of red food colouring in a small bowl until it forms an eerie red syrup. Turn the goblet glass over and gently rotate the top rim into the red syrup. Turn glass right side up. The red syrup should drip down the glass. Wait for the syrup to dry. Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the pineapple juice, light and dark rums to the shaker. Shake the mixture well for 5 seconds. Strain into the glass.

Martian Hard On

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What you need

  • 1 part Irish cream
    1 part Creme de Cacao
    1 part melon liqueur

How to mix

In a shot glass layer in order

Written by Riley

Joyenergizer Pop Culture Journalist

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