Welcome to Happy Hour – 20 Dirty Named Cocktails Part 4

Welcome to the fourth and final part of our Dirty Named Cocktail recipe series.

We have over 20 new rather naughty cocktails for you to have a go at making whether it be for a party or just for the sake of getting drunk!

Does anyone want to try a MILF or how about a Purple Alaskan Thunderfuck?

This edition was all thanks to Pocket Cocktails for supplying the recipes.

For more damn right dirty cocktails then please see – 20 Dirty Named Cocktails and 20 More Dirty Named Cocktails and also 10 Dirty Named Halloween Cocktails.

Please be advised that this post contains explicit material. Please drink responsibly. Cheers!

Flaming Gorilla Titties

What You Need

• 3/4 oz Kahlua
• 3/4 oz Overproof Rum

How to Mix

Add the Kahlua to the shot glass and then layer the rum on top. Place a straw in the mixture and then light the rum on fire. Once lit, carefully suck the shot through the straw until empty.

Magic Boner Iced Tea

What you need

• 1/2 oz gin
• 1/2 oz vodka
• 1/2 oz triple sec
• 1/4 oz grenadine
• 1/4 lime juice
• 2 oz sweet & sour mix
• 1 oz Champagne
• 1 lemon spiral

How to mix

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour in all of the ingredients except for the Champagne. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass filled with ice. Add the Champagne on top. Garnish with a large lemon spiral.

Sloppy Seconds

What you need

• 1 oz white chocolate liqueur
• 1/2 oz amaretto
• 1/2 oz whipped cream

How to mix

Pour the white chocolate liqueur & amaretto into a large shot glass, stir gently with a spoon. Top with whipped cream and serve.

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

What you need

• 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
• 1/2 oz Jack Daniels
• 1/2 oz Tequila

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels & Tequila to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into the shot glass.

Whipped Tit

What you need

• 1 oz cherry liqueur
• Whipped cream
• Maraschino cherry

How to mix

Pour the cherry liqueur into a shot glass. Top with whipped cream. Add a maraschino cherry on top to garnish

Ankles in the Air

What you need

• 1/2 oz Mandarin vodka
• 1/2 oz coconut rum
• 1/2 oz peach schnapps
• 1/2 oz pineapple juice
• 1/2 oz orange juice

How to mix

Add the ingredients to a shaker filled with ice. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into a shooter glass and serve.

Soapy Boobs

What you need

• 1/4 oz white crème de cacao
• 1/4 oz amaretto
• 1/4 oz orange juice
• 1/4 oz half & half cream

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the crème de cacao, amaretto, orange juice and cream to the shaker. Shake the mixture 3 to 4 times. Strain the drink into a shot glass.

Viking’s Testicle

What you need

• 1 oz vodka
• 1 oz pineapple juice
• 5 oz Champagne

How to mix

Fill a rocks glass with ice cubes. Add the vodka and pineapple juice to a shaker. Shake the mixture vigorously for 5 to 10 seconds. Strain into the glass. Slowly add the Champagne into the drink. Serve.

Slutty Nurse

What you need

• 1/2 oz cherry brandy
• 1/2 oz white crème de cacao

How to mix

Pout the cherry brandy into a shot glass. Layer the crème de cacao over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the cherry brandy

Here is one for Christmas…

Xmas Blow Job

What you need

• 1/3 oz cherry brandy
• 1/3 oz white crème de cacao
• 1/3 oz green crème de menthe
• Whipped cream

How to mix

Pour the cherry brandy into a shot glass. Layer the crème de cacao over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the cherry brandy. Layer the crème de menthe over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the crème de cacao. Top the shot with whipped cream.

Sand in Your Buttcrack

What you need

• 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
• 1/2 melon liqueur
• Splash of pineapple juice

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the Southern Comfort, melon liqueur and pineapple juice to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into the shot glass.

Purple Alaskan Thunder Fuck

What you need

• 1/4 oz vodka
• 1/4 oz rum
• 1/4 oz gin
• 1/4 oz triple sec
• 1/4 raspberry liqueur
• 1/4 oz sweet & sour mix
• 1 splash of 7-Up
• 1 splash of pineapple juice

How to mix

Pour the vodka, rum, gins, triple sec, raspberry liqueur, sweet & sour mix and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a shot glass. Add a splash of 7-Up.

Lick My Stick

What you need

• 2 oz vodka
• 1 oz sambuca
• Licorice stick

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the vodka and sambuca to the shaker. Shake the mixture vigorously for 5 to 10 seconds. Strain the drink into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a black licorice stick.

Pink Balls

What you need

• 1/2 oz Kahlua
• 1/2 oz Tequila Rose Strawberry Cream
• 1/2 oz whipped cream

How to mix

Pour the Kahlua into a shot glass. Layer the Tequila Rose over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the Kahlua. Top the Tequila Rose with whipped cream and serve.

Clown Penis Fart

What you need

• 2 oz cachaca
• 1//2 lemon, sliced into wedges
• 1/2 lime, sliced into wedges
• 1/2 mandarin orange sliced into wedges
• 1/2 oz simple syrup
• Ginger ale
• 1 sprig of mint

How to mix

Place the cachaca, lemon, lime, orange, simple syrup and a dash of ginger ale into a highball glass. Muddle the ingredients in the glass, Fill the glass with crushed ice. Fill the rest of the glass with ginger ale. Garnish with a sprig of mint. Stir the drink.

5 Hours of Wild Hot Sex with Bailey

What you need

• 5 Hour Energy Drink bottle
• 1 oz Wild Turkey Bourbon
• 1 1/2 oz Fireball
• 1 3/4 oz Baileys

How to mix

Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Pour into a rocks glass.

M.I.L.F

What you need

• 1 1/2 oz Kahlua
• 1 oz Tequila Rose
• 2 oz half and half cream
• 2 maraschino cherries

How to mix

Fill a rocks glass with ice cubes. Add the Kahlua, Tequila Rose and cream to the glass. Garnish with 2 maraschino cherries. Gently stir the drink.

Balls Deep

What you need

• 1/2 oz coconut rum
• 1/2 oz blue curacao
• 1/2 oz peach schnapps
• 1/4 oz sweet & sour mix
• Splash of Sprite
• Whipped cream
• 2 cherries

How to mix

Add the coconut rum, blue curacao, peach schnapps and sweet & sour to the glass. Add a splash of Sprite. Add the whipped cream and garnish with 2 cherries.

Alien Fuck

What you need

• 1/3 oz Midori melon liqueur
• 1/3 oz Baileys
• 1/3 oz vodka

How to mix

Pour the melon liqueur into a shot glass. Layer into baileys over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the melon liqueur. Layer the vodka over the back of a bar spoon onto the surface of the Baileys.

Bitch Slap

What you need

• 1 1/2 oz Kahlua
• 1 1/2 oz Chambord
• 3 oz of cream

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add all of the ingredients to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Pour the drink into a chilled rocks glass and serve.

It’s 2 am You’re Still Ugly

What you need

• 1 oz vodka
• 1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
• 4 oz red cranberry juice
• 1 melon ball

How to mix

Fill a rocks glass with ice cubes. Add the vodka, melon liqueur, and cranberry juice to the glass. Garnish with a melon ball and stir the drink.

Pink Panty Dropper

What you need

Serves 12

• 12 beers
• 24 oz can of pink lemonade concentrate
• 24 oz of vodka
• Lots of sliced lemons & strawberries (optional)

How to mix

Pour the lemonade concentrate into a large container. Add the vodka, lemon slices, and beer to the container. Stir very well until the contents are smooth. Serve with a lemon slice garnish on top of each drink.

Titty Twister

What you need

• 1/2 oz Dekuyper Buttershots
• 1/2 oz Dekuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps or Fireball
• 1/2 oz Baileys
• 1/2 oz Kahlua

How to mix

Filla shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add all of the ingredients to the shaker. Shake the mixture well. Strain the drink into a shot glass.

Do Me Now!

What you need

• 1 oz 151 proof rum
• 1.5 oz of peach schnapps
• 2 oz of cranberry juice
• Splash of Sprite
• 1 orange spiral

How to mix

Add the 151 rum, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice to a shaker half-filled

with ice. Shake well and strain into glass. top with Sprite. Garnish with an orange spiral.

Blonde Headed Slut

What you need

• 1/2 oz Jãgermeister
• 1/2 oz peach schnapps
• 1/2 pineapple juice

How to mix

Fill a shaker halfway with ice cubes. Add the Jãgermeister, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice to the shaker. Shake the mixture vigorously for 5 to 10 seconds. Strain the drink into a shot glass.

Banging the Captain 3 Ways on the Comforter

What you need

• 1 oz Captain Morgan spiced rum
• 1 oz Southern Comfort
• 2 oz cranberry juice
• 2 oz orange juice
• 2 oz pineapple juice

How to mix

Pour the Southern Comfort & Captain Morgan into a glass, add ice cubes, fill with the cranberry, orange, and pineapple juices. Stir well and serve.