We’ve only gone and done it again!
We’ve managed to compile a new collection of dirty named cocktails. Yes, we have scoured the world (mainly via the internet) to bring you a rather rude drinks menu.
In our last offensive cocktails list, we had some rather risqué named boozy beverages such as a Cocksucking Cowboy and Red-Headed Slut and I assure you that this list is just as naughty!
Now you can go and tell your friends and family that last night you sampled a Dirty Whore’s Bath Water and sipped on a Wet Pussy!
You can see the original – 20 Dirty Named Cocktails, 10 Dirty Named Halloween Cocktails, and 20 Dirty Named Cocktails Part 4.
Please drink responsibly. Cheers!
1. Cum in My Panties
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What’s in it?
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
- 2 oz. (60ml) Heavy Whipping Cream
- Splash Raspberry Liqueur
- Top with Whipped Cream
- A cherry
How to mix
- Fill a glass with some crushed ice and add the vodka, peach schnapps, and heavy whipping cream.
- Add a splash of raspberry liqueur and top with some whipped cream.
- Finally, garnish with a cherry.
2. Wet Pussy
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What’s in it?
- 1 part Vodka
- 1 part Gin
- 1 part Coconut Rum
- 1 part Peach Schnapps
- Splash Pineapple Juice
- Splash Cranberry Juice
How to Mix
- Get a shaking glass with ice, combine the vodka, gin, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and not forgetting the cranberry juice.
- Shake well.
- Strain the mix into a shot glass.
3. Blue Balls
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What’s in it?
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Coconut Rum
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curaçao
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
- 1/4 oz. (7ml) Sweet & Sour
- Splash of Lemon Lime Soda
How to Mix
- Get a shaking glass with ice, then combine coconut rum, peach schnapps, and blue curaçao.
- Add Sweet n sour mix and shake well.
- Strain the mix into a shot glass and top with a splash of lemon and lime soda.
- Garnish with a strawberry or lemon.
4. Dick Sucker
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What’s in it?
- 1 part Pear Vodka
- 1 part Grape or Blueberry Schnapps
- 1 part Soda Water
- 1 part Lemon Lime Soda
How to Mix
- Fill your serving glass with some ice and then pour over vodka, and blueberry or grape schnapps.
- Add the soda water and top with lemon and lime soda.
5. Pop My Cherry
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz. (30ml) Triple Sec
- 3 oz. (90ml) Orange Juice
- 1 oz. (30ml) Cherry Vodka
- One Strawberry
How to Mix
- In a shaking glass with ice, combine triple sec and orange juice.
- Shake well.
- Strain the mix into a shot glass, filling it around 3/4 of the way.
- Top with cherry vodka and garnish with a strawberry.
6. Lick My Pussy
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What’s in it?
- Coconut Rum
- Melon Liqueur
- Pineapple Juice
- Grenadine
- Garnish with Strawberry
How to Mix
- Get a shaking glass with ice, combine the coconut rum and melon liqueur. Then add pineapple juice and shake well.
- Strain the mix into shot glasses and add a splash of grenadine.
- Garnish with a strawberry.
7. Martian Hard On
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What’s in it?
- 1 part Irish cream
- 1 part Creme de Cacao
- 1 part melon liqueur
How to Mix
- In a shot glass layer in order
8. Dirty Whore’s Bath Water
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz Vodka
- 1 oz Sour Apple Pucker
- Top up with lemonade
How to mix
- Pour Vodka into a glass and then Sour Apple Pucker
- Top up with lemonade
- Garnish with lemon, lime and cherry
9. Tie Me to the Bedpost
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What’s in it?
1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Melon Liqueur
3/4 oz. (22ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Coconut Rum
1 oz. (30ml) Sweet & Sour Mix
Garnish: Cherry
How to mix
- Fill a glass with ice and pour in melon liqueur, citrus vodka, coconut rum, and sweet & sour mix. Stir to mix.
- Garnish with a cherry.
10. Slippery Panties
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What’s in it?
- 1 Part Vanilla Vodka
- 1 Part Butterscotch Schnapps
- 1 Part Hazelnut Liqueur
- Garnish: Sugar Rim
How to mix
- Rim the edge of a shot glass with sugar and set it aside.
- Combine ice, vanilla vodka, butterscotch schnapps and hazelnut liqueur and shake until chilled.
- Strain the mix into a rimmed shot glass.
11. Lick Her Right
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz. (30ml) Orange Vodka
- 1 oz. (30ml) Peach Schnapps
- 6 oz. (180ml) Pineapple Juice
- Top with Blue Raspberry Vodka
- Strawberries
How to Mix
- You will need an ice-filled glass, combine the orange vodka, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice and shake well.
- Strain the mix into a serving glass and then float blue raspberry vodka on the top
- To finish garnish with a strawberry.
12. Bad Bitch
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What’s in it?
- 2 oz Alize Bleu
- 4 oz Jose Cuervo gold tequila
- 6 oz margarita mix
- Lime
How to mix
- Pour the gold tequila and Alize Bleu into a glass and then add the margarita mix
- Shake well
- Pour over ice and garnish with lime
13. The Naughty Girl Scout
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz. Kahlúa liqueur
- 1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
- 1 oz. Green Creme de Mènthe
- Mint for garnish (optional)
How to mix
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all the ingredients and shake well. Pour the mixture into a glass over ice. Garnish with a few small mint leaves.
14. Hanky Panky
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What’s in it?
- 1 1 /2 oz. (45ml) Gin
- 1 1 /2 oz. (45ml) Sweet Vermouth
- 2 Dashes Fernet Branca
- Orange Twist garnish
How to mix
- Stir the ingredients with ice and then strain into a chilled glass.
- To finish garnish with an orange twist.
15. Dirty Hooker
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What’s in it?
- 5 oz Raspberry Liqueur
- 5 oz Banana Liqueur
- 5 oz Cranberry Juice (optional Extra)
How to mix
- Pour all equal parts into a shot glass, stir and serve
16. Hot Mexican Hooker
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz. (30ml) Tequila
- 1 oz. (30ml) Tuna Fish Juice
- Dashes Tabasco Sauce
How to mix
- Add some tequila to a shot glass followed by the hot sauce.
- Gently pour tuna fish juice on top (Not for the faint-hearted!)
17. Sex in the Driveway
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curaçao
- 1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
- 1 oz. (30ml) Peach Schnapps
- Lemon & Lime Soda
- Some Lemon Slices
How to mix
- Add some ice to the base of a tall glass. Then add a lemon slice and repeat to the top.
- Add some blue curaçao to the base of the glass and then pour citrus vodka and then peach schnapps.
- Top with some lemon and lime soft drink.
18. Dirty Little Virgin
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What’s in it?
- 1 oz. (30ml) White Rum
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Coconut Rum
- 1 oz. (30ml Lemon Lime Soda
- Splash Orange Juice
- A cherry
How to mix
- Rim a glass with some red sugar and then pour some grenadine into the base.
- Build the glass with some crushed ice and pineapple slices.
- Add the white rum, coconut rum, and peach schnapps. Add some lemon & lime soda.
- Top with orange juice and finish by garnishing with a cherry.
19. Alaska Duck Fart
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What’s in it?
- 1 part Coffee Liqueur
- 1 part Irish Cream
- 1 part Crown Royal
How to mix
- Pour some coffee liqueur into the base of a shot glass before layering on Baileys (or equivalent) Irish cream.
- To finish top with a layer of crown royale.
20. Porn Star
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What’s in it?
- 2 oz. (60ml) Vanilla Vodka
- 1 oz. (30ml) Passion Fruit Liqueur
- 1/2 oz. (15ml) Passion fruit Puree
- Prosecco
- Passion Fruit
How to mix
- Cut the passion fruit in half and scoop out the seeds from one half into the base of the glass and add some ice.
- Add the vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and passion fruit puree. Shake well to mix it up.
- Strain the mix into a martini glass and garnish with half a passion fruit.
- Finally, fill a shot glass with prosecco and sip in turn with the cocktail.
Finally one more thing… Drink Responsively!
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