20 More Dirty Named Cocktails

We’ve only gone and done it again!

We’ve managed to compile a new collection of dirty named cocktails. Yes, we have scoured the world (mainly via the internet) to bring you a rather rude drinks menu.

In our last offensive cocktails list, we had some rather risqué named boozy beverages such as a Cocksucking Cowboy and Red-Headed Slut and I assure you that this list is just as naughty!

Now you can go and tell your friends and family that last night you sampled a Dirty Whore’s Bath Water and sipped on a Wet Pussy!

You can see the original – 20 Dirty Named Cocktails, 10 Dirty Named Halloween Cocktails, and 20 Dirty Named Cocktails Part 4.

Please drink responsibly. Cheers!

1. Cum in My Panties

What’s in it?

• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Vodka
• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
• 2 oz. (60ml) Heavy Whipping Cream
• Splash Raspberry Liqueur
• Top with Whipped Cream
• A cherry

How to mix

1. Fill a glass with some crushed ice and add the vodka, peach schnapps, and heavy whipping cream.
2. Add a splash of raspberry liqueur and top with some whipped cream.
3. Finally, garnish with a cherry.

2. Wet Pussy

What’s in it?

• 1 part Vodka
• 1 part Gin
• 1 part Coconut Rum
• 1 part Peach Schnapps
• Splash Pineapple Juice
• Splash Cranberry Juice

How to Mix

1. Get a shaking glass with ice, combine the vodka, gin, coconut rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice, and not forgetting the cranberry juice.
2. Shake well.
3. Strain the mix into a shot glass.

3. Blue Balls

What’s in it?

• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Coconut Rum
• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curaçao
• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
• 1/4 oz. (7ml) Sweet & Sour
• Splash of Lemon Lime Soda

How to Mix

1. Get a shaking glass with ice, then combine coconut rum, peach schnapps, and blue curaçao.
2. Add Sweet n sour mix and shake well.
3. Strain the mix into a shot glass and top with a splash of lemon and lime soda.
4. Garnish with a strawberry or lemon.

4. Dick Sucker

What’s in it?

• 1 part Pear Vodka
• 1 part Grape or Blueberry Schnapps
• 1 part Soda Water
• 1 part Lemon Lime Soda

How to Mix

1. Fill your serving glass with some ice and then pour over vodka, and blueberry or grape schnapps.
2. Add the soda water and top with lemon and lime soda.

5. Pop My Cherry

What’s in it?

• 1 oz. (30ml) Triple Sec
• 3 oz. (90ml) Orange Juice
• 1 oz. (30ml) Cherry Vodka
• One Strawberry

How to Mix

1. In a shaking glass with ice, combine triple sec and orange juice.
2. Shake well.
3. Strain the mix into a shot glass, filling it around 3/4 of the way.
4. Top with cherry vodka and garnish with a strawberry.

6. Lick My Pussy

What’s in it?

• Coconut Rum
• Melon Liqueur
• Pineapple Juice
• Grenadine
• Garnish with Strawberry

How to Mix

1. Get a shaking glass with ice, combine the coconut rum and melon liqueur. Then add pineapple juice and shake well.
2. Strain the mix into shot glasses and add a splash of grenadine.
3. Garnish with a strawberry.

7. Martian Hard On

What’s in it?

• 1 part Irish cream
• 1 part Creme de Cacao
• 1 part melon liqueur

How to Mix

1. In a shot glass layer in order

8. Dirty Whore’s Bath Water

What’s in it?

• 1 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Sour Apple Pucker
• Top up with lemonade

How to mix

1. Pour Vodka into a glass and then Sour Apple Pucker
2. Top up with lemonade
3. Garnish with lemon, lime and cherry

9. Tie Me to the Bedpost

What’s in it?

1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Melon Liqueur
3/4 oz. (22ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Coconut Rum
1 oz. (30ml) Sweet & Sour Mix
Garnish: Cherry

How to mix

1. Fill a glass with ice and pour in melon liqueur, citrus vodka, coconut rum, and sweet & sour mix. Stir to mix.
2. Garnish with a cherry.

10. Slippery Panties

What’s in it?

• 1 Part Vanilla Vodka
• 1 Part Butterscotch Schnapps
• 1 Part Hazelnut Liqueur
• Garnish: Sugar Rim

How to mix

1. Rim the edge of a shot glass with sugar and set it aside.
2. Combine ice, vanilla vodka, butterscotch schnapps and hazelnut liqueur and shake until chilled.
3. Strain the mix into a rimmed shot glass.

11. Lick Her Right

What’s in it?

• 1 oz. (30ml) Orange Vodka
• 1 oz. (30ml) Peach Schnapps
• 6 oz. (180ml) Pineapple Juice
• Top with Blue Raspberry Vodka
• Strawberries

How to Mix

1. You will need an ice-filled glass, combine the orange vodka, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice and shake well.
2. Strain the mix into a serving glass and then float blue raspberry vodka on the top
3. To finish garnish with a strawberry.

12. Bad Bitch

What’s in it?

• 2 oz Alize Bleu
• 4 oz Jose Cuervo gold tequila
• 6 oz margarita mix
• Lime

How to mix

1. Pour the gold tequila and Alize Bleu into a glass and then add the margarita mix
2. Shake well
3. Pour over ice and garnish with lime

13. The Naughty Girl Scout

What’s in it?

• 1 oz. Kahlúa liqueur
• 1 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
• 1 oz. Green Creme de Mènthe
• Mint for garnish (optional)

How to mix

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all the ingredients and shake well. Pour the mixture into a glass over ice. Garnish with a few small mint leaves.

14. Hanky Panky

What’s in it?

• 1 1 /2 oz. (45ml) Gin
• 1 1 /2 oz. (45ml) Sweet Vermouth
• 2 Dashes Fernet Branca
• Orange Twist garnish

How to mix

1. Stir the ingredients with ice and then strain into a chilled glass.
2. To finish garnish with an orange twist.

15. Dirty Hooker

What’s in it?

• 5 oz Raspberry Liqueur
• 5 oz Banana Liqueur
• 5 oz Cranberry Juice (optional Extra)

How to mix

1. Pour all equal parts into a shot glass, stir and serve

16. Hot Mexican Hooker

What’s in it?

• 1 oz. (30ml) Tequila
• 1 oz. (30ml) Tuna Fish Juice
• Dashes Tabasco Sauce

How to mix

1. Add some tequila to a shot glass followed by the hot sauce.
2. Gently pour tuna fish juice on top (Not for the faint-hearted!)

17. Sex in the Driveway

What’s in it?

• 1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curaçao
• 1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
• 1 oz. (30ml) Peach Schnapps
• Lemon & Lime Soda
• Some Lemon Slices

How to mix

1. Add some ice to the base of a tall glass. Then add a lemon slice and repeat to the top.
2. Add some blue curaçao to the base of the glass and then pour citrus vodka and then peach schnapps.
3. Top with some lemon and lime soft drink.

18. Dirty Little Virgin

What’s in it?

• 1 oz. (30ml) White Rum
• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Peach Schnapps
• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Coconut Rum
• 1 oz. (30ml Lemon Lime Soda
• Splash Orange Juice
• A cherry

How to mix

1. Rim a glass with some red sugar and then pour some grenadine into the base.
2. Build the glass with some crushed ice and pineapple slices.
3. Add the white rum, coconut rum, and peach schnapps. Add some lemon & lime soda.
4. Top with orange juice and finish by garnishing with a cherry.

19. Alaska Duck Fart

What’s in it?

• 1 part Coffee Liqueur
• 1 part Irish Cream
• 1 part Crown Royal

How to mix

1. Pour some coffee liqueur into the base of a shot glass before layering on Baileys (or equivalent) Irish cream.
2. To finish top with a layer of crown royale.

20. Porn Star

What’s in it?

• 2 oz. (60ml) Vanilla Vodka
• 1 oz. (30ml) Passion Fruit Liqueur
• 1/2 oz. (15ml) Passion fruit Puree
• Prosecco
• Passion Fruit

How to mix

1. Cut the passion fruit in half and scoop out the seeds from one half into the base of the glass and add some ice.
2. Add the vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and passion fruit puree. Shake well to mix it up.
3. Strain the mix into a martini glass and garnish with half a passion fruit.
4. Finally, fill a shot glass with prosecco and sip in turn with the cocktail.

Finally one more thing… Drink Responsively!