Jay
Christmas is fast approaching and today we thought we’d look at some rather badly designed Christmas decorations.
We have some suspicious looking candles, a load of questionable ornaments, excited Santas and a hell of a lot of dick-shaped decorations in this list. It’s almost like they try to find ways to incorporate an excited phallic-shape into festive ornaments and Christmas lights on purpose. It’s certainly not what we meant by turning on the Christmas lights!
People should really quality check their work before unleashing it to the general public. Merry Christmas y’all!
You can see more design fails here.
Christmas has come early for this polar bear
“Let it Snow” probably wasn’t the best choice for wrapping paper
Could this be the creepiest Christmas decoration ever?
“Hey, Mayor do you want stars or snow flakes.” Mayor – “I think we’ll go with underpants this year!”
“Boss, these chocolate dicks aren’t selling.” Boss – “Hang on I’ve got an idea how we can shift them”
Bell shaped bells for putting on the tree shaped Christmas tree
Oh my!
This is why you don’t decorate palm trees with Christmas lights
This ones not hilarious and makes me pretty sad 🙁
Santa and Rudolph’s drunken night of confusion many years ago had come back to haunt them
Who needs a red nose when you have red balls! This isn’t what we meant when we said get your Christmas baubles out Blitzen!
This very festive Christmas murder mug
It looks like it’s going to be a ‘White Christmas’ after all!
Thanks Santa, but I’ll pass on the maple syrup thanks
Auntie Doris couldn’t understand why everyone was laughing at her Santa ornament
Santa that is not a chimney!
Dirty Santa
Santa did what now!?
Christmas has come early
You may not want these lights on your tree
Did the marketing team not quality check this one?
Is this a severed toe or baby Jesus?
You can see the souls of naughty children in Santa’s beard
Christmas decorations look a lot different in the day time!
Just some snowmen having a threesome, nothing to see here
Let’s not ask Grandma to make the Christmas table napkins next year!
Somebody is excited about Christmas
Errr… Okay!
Grandma’s at it again with this cookie candle!
These stoned looking bears can see into your soul
When you send your kid to school in a Christmas jumper always check the design beforehand
Paris went for the non traditional butt plug Xmas tree this year
Happy Hillbilly Christmas!
Mewwy… Chwismas!
Santa now opting to wear a dandelion instead of a hat this season
EwwH!
This isn’t what I meant by turning on the Christmas lights!
Taking the Christmas plunge
Ahhhh… Now we know what the plungers are for!
Snowmen Centipede (First Sequence)
Finally…. Saw: The Christmas Candle
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