Real estate agents have some dirty tricks up their sleeves to make a problem property seem more appealing to prospective buyers.
They may only try and show the good rooms of a house and exaggerate the sizes by stretching the images. This collection though is a little different.
If you are looking for a property then you’d probably be better off not browsing our gallery filled with house of horrors. We have some rather dubious decor choices, homes that look like they could be from a horror movie and people who just have no shame and don’t give a s**t! The crazy thing is these images were actually used to advertise the homes to potential buyers and tenants!
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terriblerealestateagentphotos Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.
Source | Report If the weather clears up later I may mow the pool
Source | Report Script Idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate
Source | Report Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.
Source | Report Her parents expected Jessica’s to be a particularly turbulent exorcism
Source | Report When you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.
Source | Report All it needs is a coat of paint, some air freshener, and perhaps a direct hit from a short range ballistic missile
Source | Report A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.
Source | Report A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.
Source | Report You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs.
Source | Report Interior Design: The abandoned 1970s chat show kitchen
Source | Report Winning a year’s supply of beer didn’t bring the unending happiness the Hewitt’s had hope for
Source | Report And finally we get to the ‘Murder Room’
Source | Report Warning: Potentially catastrophic combination of flammable gases
Source | Report Just don’t get soap on the remote
Source| Report Shame of Thrones
Source | Report If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.
Source | Report A tragic combination of drugs, alcohol and bad financial advice, left Paddington a shadow of his former self
Source | Report After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704.
Source | Report Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.
Source | Report Not what we meant when we asked for a deposit
Source | Report Home is where the inflatable penis is
Source | Report This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.
Source | Report Paranormal investigators release image of what they claim is a ghost having a bath
Source | Report I feel unclean just looking at this picture
Source | Report Maybe this year we should get Daisy that Little Miss Exorcist kit she’s been asking for
Source | Report Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
Source | Report Located just a short walk from the edge of the Earth
Source | Report If that thing gets accidentally sucked up it could damage the vacuum
Source | Report No idea how many channels we have. Lost the remote in 2009
Source | Report Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30.
Source | Report On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.
Source | Report “Have you come to save us, or to join us?”
Source | Report Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing.
Source | Report This Christmas may all your furniture acquire the ability to levitate
Source | Report Is this a colour blindness test? Find the number.
Source | Report Some Like It Horrible.
Source | Report The only thing worse than grease spots on Windsor Castle? Pheasant feathers in one’s soup.
Source | Report The interior of the Millennium Falcon was something of a disappointment
Source | Report It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.
Source | Report “Think we could ask them to rearrange us so I’m nearer the window?”
Source | Report After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.
Source | Report Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.
Source | Report That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.
Source | Report This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?
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