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40 Really Awful Photos Taken By Real Estate Agents

Who would live in a house like this?

Real estate agents have some dirty tricks up their sleeves to make a problem property seem more appealing to prospective buyers.

They may only try and show the good rooms of a house and exaggerate the sizes by stretching the images. This collection though is a little different.

If you are looking for a property then you’d probably be better off not browsing our gallery filled with house of horrors. We have some rather dubious decor choices, homes that look like they could be from a horror movie and people who just have no shame and don’t give a s**t! The crazy thing is these images were actually used to advertise the homes to potential buyers and tenants!

You can see more over at terriblerealestateagentphotos

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.

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If the weather clears up later I may mow the pool

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Script Idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate

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Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.

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Her parents expected Jessica’s to be a particularly turbulent exorcism

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When you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.

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All it needs is a coat of paint, some air freshener, and perhaps a direct hit from a short range ballistic missile

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A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

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A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.

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You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs.

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Interior Design: The abandoned 1970s chat show kitchen

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Winning a year’s supply of beer didn’t bring the unending happiness the Hewitt’s had hope for

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And finally we get to the ‘Murder Room’

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Warning: Potentially catastrophic combination of flammable gases

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Just don’t get soap on the remote

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Shame of Thrones

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If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.

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A tragic combination of drugs, alcohol and bad financial advice, left Paddington a shadow of his former self

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After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704.

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Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.

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Not what we meant when we asked for a deposit

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Home is where the inflatable penis is

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This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.

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Paranormal investigators release image of what they claim is a ghost having a bath

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I feel unclean just looking at this picture

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Maybe this year we should get Daisy that Little Miss Exorcist kit she’s been asking for

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Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.

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Located just a short walk from the edge of the Earth

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If that thing gets accidentally sucked up it could damage the vacuum

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No idea how many channels we have. Lost the remote in 2009

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Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30.

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On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.

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“Have you come to save us, or to join us?”

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Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing.

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This Christmas may all your furniture acquire the ability to levitate

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Is this a colour blindness test? Find the number.

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Some Like It Horrible.

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The only thing worse than grease spots on Windsor Castle? Pheasant feathers in one’s soup.

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The interior of the Millennium Falcon was something of a disappointment

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It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.

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“Think we could ask them to rearrange us so I’m nearer the window?”

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After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.

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Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.

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That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.

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This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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