Ahhh, the good old playground. I have many fond and happy memories of the playgrounds where I spent many happy hours in my youth.
Weirdly though, I am still spending a lot of my time in playgrounds today as an adult, not because I’m dodgy AF, but because my kids just can’t get enough of them.
While you are being dragged out to visit one of these playgrounds you may sometimes come across some badly designed play equipment. Which inspired me to compile another selection of crappy designed playground items. Some of them have left me confused such as the inappropriately designed bouncy Pikachu or a slide where you slide down an elephant’s ass. It’s amazing that these designs got approved.
See more crappy playgrounds here and why not check out these amazing designed playgrounds too.
This was advertised as ‘Sammy the Snake!’

Bponge Sob

All the colours of the rainbow!

The school bully had gone too far this time!

“All around me are familiar faces…”

Pikachu are you okay?

Mamma Mia!

I will never get this image out of my head!

That’ll keep the little blighters in (and out)!

Frosty the Snow… woman!

Really? No one questioned this in planning?

Donald you dirty duck!

[Super Mario pipe noise]

Oh boy!

Help us make fun safe

Mmmm, I’m making a elephant slide where can I place the slide. The trunk or ass? Ass it is!

Kids this is where babies come from

Maybe the local council ran out of money on this play park!

Spongebob was going through his transitioning period… To a dog!

Obelix opens wide!

Winnie the Pooh after a long stretch in prison!

Not sure whether to be creeped out or be impressed by this one!

“Come and play” said the horny pirate currently under investigation

Oh dear these photos could almost be deemed NSFW!

Please… Kill me!

North, West, South, East!

The amazing flying Spider-Man with visible panty line

Teletubbies say hello!

Not the best place for a playground!

This keeps popping up… Does this actually mean something in some countries?

So this actually happened!

Ride me children, ride me!

In winter this play equipment is half the size!

Just don’t open your legs!

It ain’t gonna suck itself!

Santa has a ‘mangina’!

“Let me suck out your soul”

Good job that gate is there to keep the riff raff out!

Meanwhile in Russia!

Nothing to see here. Just two whales getting it on!

Willy the well-endowed wolf

I’ve never wanted to burn down a playground before until I saw this monstrosity!

Morg and Maggu

Learning braille for the 10 feet tall blind kids

These look particularly dangerous

Totally useless noughts and crosses (tic-tac-toe) game
