Jay
Can I get a hand job roll and a side order of roasted husband please?
It can be quite confusing when you are eating at a foreign restaurant. You may not be sure of what some of the menu items are when they’re written in a different language such as Chinese or Italian. That’s why it’s always nice to see when the restaurant has taken the time to translate the menu into English. The only problem is that it’s probably more confusing now than it was before!
Take a look at these hilarious menu fails and mistranslations to see exactly what we mean
You can see more funny mistranslations here and also Sack the Translator.
Ahhhh, my favourite is on the menu… Acid fry cowpea screw meat
The Vietnamese vegetarian hand-job rolls always go down well!
Apparently that’s the best way of preparing duck in some parts of the world. It’s a little sloppy but interesting technique*!
Evil… That’s always the ingredient I seem to miss out when I make Gnocchi Pesto!
Can I get a Cock Light please?
Do you want fake chicken or real chicken, sir?
All the familiar flavours of milkshake are available. Strawberry, vanilla, banana, chocolate or ass?
Looks like somebody has already been on the scotch!
Choices, choices… Crap meat or chicken?
Takes you order
Goes to kitchen
Comes Back
“Did you say hamburger with sheeps or hamburger with chips?”
“Chips”
Sighs
Goes back to kitchen
This restaurant seems a bit homophobic
Mmm, I just don’t know which flavoured person meal to go for
“What are the special tonight?” “Well, sir we have a mermaid in deep sea, Mcdonald’s best friend or I can’t find on Google but it’s delicious”
Is this a typo or a new cut of cow ass?
They don’t just serve any old sexual harassment, oh no! They serve Germany sexual harassment, that’s a bit special!
Who’s for some dabbing?
Sounds painful!
Freshly served creeps with chicken
One cheating husband please
I don’t want to even guess where a ‘vagetable’ roll may have been!
I’d like to order some female hating black cod please. That’ll teach them misogynist b**tards!
Nice, it comes with a side order of Wikipedia!
Ewww, not sure if I want baked meat load!
I’ve not tried that cocktail!
Salmon apparently tastes better if it’s scared
Tsshhh! Stupid bean spouts
Nah, I won’t thanks!
“And for you sir?” “I can’t decide, I’ll just have whatever!”
I’ll have the food poisoning pizza please
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