Can I get a hand job roll and a side order of roasted husband please?
It can be quite confusing when you are eating at a foreign restaurant. You may not be sure of what some of the menu items are when they’re written in a different language such as Chinese or Italian. That’s why it’s always nice to see when the restaurant has taken the time to translate the menu into English. The only problem is that it’s probably more confusing now than it was before!
Take a look at these hilarious menu fails and mistranslations to see exactly what we mean
You can see more funny mistranslations
here and also Sack the Translator. Ahhhh, my favourite is on the menu… Acid fry cowpea screw meat
Source | Report The Vietnamese vegetarian hand-job rolls always go down well!
Source | Report Apparently that’s the best way of preparing duck in some parts of the world. It’s a little sloppy but interesting technique*!
Source | Report Evil… That’s always the ingredient I seem to miss out when I make Gnocchi Pesto!
Source | Report Can I get a Cock Light please?
Source | Report Do you want fake chicken or real chicken, sir?
Source | Report All the familiar flavours of milkshake are available. Strawberry, vanilla, banana, chocolate or ass?
Source | Report Looks like somebody has already been on the scotch!
Source | Report Choices, choices… Crap meat or chicken?
Source | Report Takes you order
Goes to kitchen
“Did you say hamburger with sheeps or hamburger with chips?”
Goes back to kitchen
Source | Report This restaurant seems a bit homophobic
Source | Report Mmm, I just don’t know which flavoured person meal to go for
Source | Report “What are the special tonight?” “Well, sir we have a mermaid in deep sea, Mcdonald’s best friend or I can’t find on Google but it’s delicious”
Source | Report Is this a typo or a new cut of cow ass?
Source | Report They don’t just serve any old sexual harassment, oh no! They serve Germany sexual harassment, that’s a bit special!
Source | Report Who’s for some dabbing?
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Source | Report Freshly served creeps with chicken
Source | Report One cheating husband please
Source | Report I don’t want to even guess where a ‘vagetable’ roll may have been!
Source | Report I’d like to order some female hating black cod please. That’ll teach them misogynist b**tards!
Source | Report Nice, it comes with a side order of Wikipedia!
Source | Report Ewww, not sure if I want baked meat load!
Source | Report I’ve not tried that cocktail!
Source | Report Salmon apparently tastes better if it’s scared
Source | Report Tsshhh! Stupid bean spouts
Source | Report Nah, I won’t thanks!
Source | Report “And for you sir?” “I can’t decide, I’ll just have whatever!”
Source | Report I’ll have the food poisoning pizza please
Source | Report Oh!
Source | Report Finally…. Seriously?
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