We’ve seen sign fails, funny pub, road & zoo signs and hilarious signs, but now we look at signs that were clearly aimed at stupid people!
Who knows some of the crazy stories that may have inspired these funny signs. From the blatantly obvious “do not swallow coat hangers” to the bizarre “No, we don’t rent pigs”.
Have a look at these weird signs and laugh away, but if you do need these signs to remind you then God help us all!
Somebody somewhere needed this sign!
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Phew, I’m so glad I saw this warning!
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Well, Duh!
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I shudder to think why that one spike is a darker colour?
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You don’t say!
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I would love to know the story behind this sign!
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The advice is already in the sign
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Where’s the windmill again? I’m still not seeing it!
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I wonder what would inspire this sign?
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No way?!
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If this sign is aimed at you go see a doctor!
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When a concrete-filled pool isn’t a sign already that there is no diving
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What a bargain!
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Remember: Do not open the door with your dick!
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Oh… I was just gonna take photos!
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This driver has had enough
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Okay… Okay
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Southerner’s rules!
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Always remember…
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All other forms of violence are permitted
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Little do they know I have an aqua-car!
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Well, I’ll be!
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dgxbhwouq/image/upload/v1574876298/signs-for-stupid-people_18.jpg?resize=662%2C497&ssl=1)
Just in case you thought the microwave was on a different time plain
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Ahhh… That’s where I’m going wrong!
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Is this a new name for a porn shop?
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That is some amazing maintenance work
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I actually really like the name Liquor Disco
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Maybe it a more accurate name for a massage parlour
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Can I have chipless chips too?
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Don’t touch kids under 18 years old!
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You have been warned
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I can’t believe it’s a law frim!
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Maybe to some people
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Good job that handy sign was there!
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Might be worth it for the $50
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