If you’ve ever stepped inside a bargain toy store, thrift store or visited a gift shop in a holiday resort you and your kids may have stumbled upon quite a lot of cheap and sometimes bootleg toy products.
From crappy fake plush dolls of famous cartoon heroes or just creepy as hell action figures, we have got you covered with this new selection. Just remember to not have nightmares at some of the toys featured here. Especially the ‘creepiest baby doll’ you will have ever seen, Nazi themed Lego sets and the Finding Nemo plush with teeth.
This isn’t the first time we have visited toy design fails as you can see from these previous posts – 50 Hilarious Bootleg Toys | 37 Innoproprate Creepy Toys for Kids | 70 More Crazy AF Bootleg Toys | 40 Creepy and Crazy Toy Designs | You Will Never Believe These Crappy Toy Designs
If you can see great toy collections see here – Do You Remember Any of These Classic 80s Toys? | 80s Toys We All Wanted for Christmas | Kids Cartoons and Toys Based on Innoprotate Movies
The impossible standards of Chinese dolls
Somebody’s drugged the watering hole
My wife asked if I wanted to see the creepiest doll in her collection. I was not prepared.
Finding NemOh My God!
Chinese Lego never disappoints
It was time for ‘Tuomas’ to leave. He had seen everything
They should have thought about this Kinder toy a little longer
So i bought an already fucked looking Garfield toy, but then it showed up vacuum sealed, and oh my god
Is the gun if you can’t pay the medical bill?
So I was in the store when…
This shady looking ball launcher bear
Clown toys are always creepy. The clown behind looks like he’s seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace
“There’s a nightmare in my boot”
I was in my local pet store looking for a new dog toy, errm what?
Pikachu… That’s I name I haven’t heard in a long time
I found this in my attic. It’s time to burn the house down
The bear Lotso wishes he was. This Evil looking teddy bear I found in the children’s section
This old toothbrush with bristles at the end of the barrel of a toy gun – the trigger even clicks when pulled
Is this after you stick them on top of the Christmas tree?
Batman looks like he’s just seen Robin laying an egg!
My boss asked me if I could make his kids a plush toy. I hope he realises that I can only make creepy ones
These ride-a-long toys in the mall
They were talking about it for weeks but I never took them seriously
Rubber duckies that float upside down
Bear anatomy toy
I have so many questions and zero answers
Goku’s evil twin
Wanna buy some babies in jars?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Trolls
I guess Yoda and a blobfish got their freak on!
That poor horse has seen some shit!
Thomas the Tanked Engine
Why does it look like Pikachu has dropped one?
This “soda” dog toy looks like poop in a cup
Rider is ready for business
A dollar store Easter toy that shoots foam balls. But it’s not his mouth, and it’s not his nose…
Bilbo Baggins goes on the meth journey
This totally creepy Lego face
My Pug Grow-in-water toy that was only half in the water
Dobby looks high AF
Well, they do call them meat wagons!
This Yoda looks like Bill Cosby… Which is a bad thing… A very bad thing!
Come on kids, ride me!
I choose you, Chikapu