We’ve scoured the interweb for more of the best crappy toy design fails we could find and we wasn’t disappointed.
We’ve seem some damn right horrifying badly designed and inappropriate toys before, but these toys are so creepy I swear can hear an Opium smoking old Chinese man warning me these toys hold a terrible curse!
Be warned some of these toys might give you nightmares!
The lion complete with ball gag

This rather dubious looking bubble sword

How can I tell what sex my toy horse is?

This totally confusing cash register that is having a day off

This kitchen set comes with bread, peanuts or dogs**t, you decide!

Awww, sweet baby kangaroo…. Argh! Put it back, put it back!

This position of the battery pack

The Human Centipede movie merchandise for kids

Anyone know what this is? Anyone?

This creepy old man face baby

Speaking of creepy babies, this one just crawled out from hell to say “Hi”

The evil kids mirror that has it’s own living reflection in another dimension

Mom, where do babies come from?

Hermione Granger the confused buff years

Who’d have thought Golem was so kinky with his fishnet pants!

Tardy the Man Pony is not for me!

This pirate who is excited to see you

I always wondered what baby crabs look like

You can now buy Murder Victim Barbie

The lil’ dog with an exposed brain

This flying beast has evolved to grow human hands

What you lookin’ at? Go on try me I dare you, I’ll wreck you up!

This Santa doll has been to hell and back!

If Chucky and Ronald McDonald had a love child!

Snow White was never the same after Dopey introduced her to crystal meth

Kill Meeeeee!

Freddit the two-mouthed Frisbee

Two heads are better than one!

Mommy, I want the dolly with the baby in the tummy with the white eyes that stare into my soul!

Baymax wants to play

Toy Exec – “Titanus, say it back to yourself. Does it sound a bit dirty?” Toy designer “Nope”. Toy Exec “Okay then ship them out”

Looks like a butt plug. Will go well with the Tight Anus above!

…. This bear would probably love the above

Looks like this doll has a serious nut allergy!

Caution Children Sold Here

That#s years of inbreeding for you!

Finally… Stan the lazy eye chef doll

See more examples of Crappy Design here.