Jay
We’ve scoured the interweb for more of the best crappy toy design fails we could find and we wasn’t disappointed.
We’ve seem some damn right horrifying badly designed and inappropriate toys before, but these toys are so creepy I swear can hear an Opium smoking old Chinese man warning me these toys hold a terrible curse!
Be warned some of these toys might give you nightmares!
The lion complete with ball gag
This rather dubious looking bubble sword
How can I tell what sex my toy horse is?
This totally confusing cash register that is having a day off
This kitchen set comes with bread, peanuts or dogs**t, you decide!
Awww, sweet baby kangaroo…. Argh! Put it back, put it back!
This position of the battery pack
The Human Centipede movie merchandise for kids
Anyone know what this is? Anyone?
This creepy old man face baby
Speaking of creepy babies, this one just crawled out from hell to say “Hi”
The evil kids mirror that has it’s own living reflection in another dimension
Mom, where do babies come from?
Hermione Granger the confused buff years
Who’d have thought Golem was so kinky with his fishnet pants!
Tardy the Man Pony is not for me!
This pirate who is excited to see you
I always wondered what baby crabs look like
You can now buy Murder Victim Barbie
The lil’ dog with an exposed brain
This flying beast has evolved to grow human hands
What you lookin’ at? Go on try me I dare you, I’ll wreck you up!
This Santa doll has been to hell and back!
If Chucky and Ronald McDonald had a love child!
Snow White was never the same after Dopey introduced her to crystal meth
Kill Meeeeee!
Freddit the two-mouthed Frisbee
Two heads are better than one!
Mommy, I want the dolly with the baby in the tummy with the white eyes that stare into my soul!
Baymax wants to play
Toy Exec – “Titanus, say it back to yourself. Does it sound a bit dirty?” Toy designer “Nope”. Toy Exec “Okay then ship them out”
Looks like a butt plug. Will go well with the Tight Anus above!
…. This bear would probably love the above
Looks like this doll has a serious nut allergy!
Caution Children Sold Here
That#s years of inbreeding for you!
Finally… Stan the lazy eye chef doll
See more examples of Crappy Design here.
