If you are stuck about what toys to buy your kids this year then look no further…
We return to perusing the toys store and found a new selection of products from our favorite toy brand – Obvious Plant.
How about some Jazz Crabs, a whistle that can summon all bald men, or the latest product featuring Stupidest Pets which now comes available as a calendar for 2021. They are all part of hilarious products are the creation of Jeff Wysaki aka Obvious Plant.
Over the years Wysaki has been pranking toy stores, book stores, and zoos with his hilarious and satirical take on the world and consumerism!
You can see more from Obvious Plant here – Are These Products Real or Fake? Part 1 & Part 2
You can also visit Obvious Plant on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram and you can also buy some of these funny fake items on the Obvious Plant Store, but you better be quick because they sell out fast!
Jazz Crabs
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Earth Was Better Without Us
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Bitch Crystals
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Waldo Can’t Hide From Himself
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Enemy Paste
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5 Ducks That Are All Called Matthew
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Insert Your Fingers
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Your Parents Are Doing Sex!
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Augghhh My Back!!!
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No More Toys For You
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I am Selling One (1) Clean Urine Sample
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A Whistle That Summons Every Bald Man
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I Tried To Make a Doll But I Failed
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One of the Animals Have Rabies
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Super Best Christ Jesus Force
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Definitely Not Snoopy
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A Pen That is For Writing Just Curse Words Only
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All Alone Bert
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My First Kiss Practice Lips
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The Ocean is Full of Piss
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The Letter Y Has Been Banished
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Once Again It Appears I Have Shit the Bed
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Stupidest Animals Calendar
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Quit Your Job Resignation Letter
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Cover Yourself in Cheese
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Touch a Boob
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Fashion Rats
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The Human Body is Disgusting
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Paper Wads
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Pretend Mommy is Dead
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Swallow You’re Feelings
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Feral Daughter Magazine
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Mobile Suit Garfield
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Animal Morphs
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Reverse Pets
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I think I had one of these!
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The New Cars Are Here
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