It’s time for volume 7 of Really Awful Album Cover designs.
They say that 90% of all music is garbage and that’s true when it comes to album cover designs too as we have another batch of 56 really crappy album cover designs. Feast your eyes on these monstrosities from the last sixty years. In the days where sexism, bad taste and bizarre fashions were the norm. Just remember, although the album cover design sucks the actual album music may be rather okay.
If you do see these albums out in the wild then why not give them a try?
You can see more here – Volume 1 | Volume 2 | Volume 3 | Volume 4 | Volume 5 | Volume 6
What a load of…

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That’s good advice

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You could always get a divorce

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Ladies welcome to the 1970s

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When you fall asleep at the party and your friends draw on your face!

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Knockers Up! The follow-up album was called Peckers Down!

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“We’re only here for you… Raymond, go open the van and I’ll get the duct tape and rope”

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Those absolute bastards!

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…Because I just purchased a condo there!

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My friends call me Chuck… aka The weirdo that hangs around the woods and people steer clear of

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Have you seen this man?

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More than likely

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The latest album just dropped by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson

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Nah, I disagree!

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Nobody’s child… So I shall adopt them or give away at the next monastery raffle

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What’s not to love, Big John?

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No, I hadn’t, but that’s just lovely. Thank you, Doug

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Tom Dordevic – The woodland stalker

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That’s a bit insensitive to the guy in the wheelchair

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How to play the organ with your chin

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Gross!

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That’s the lamest pick-up line ever!

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I’ve made my mind up… I’m gonna be a swinger

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Er…

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What we lost in the floods

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Dammit, Dennis, you know how to pull at our heartstrings

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Where is this mythical Crystal Cave you sing about Seagal?

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I think we would all rather fight than swish! I’m going to be honest now and say I don’t know what “swish” is!

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Watch where you’re swinging that microphone Ozz

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Mr T looks like he’s a selectable character in a video game. Skills = Love, stars, music family, education, books, er… plants. Weakness = drugs, smoking, booze and robots?

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Neptune’s son Scotty with his latest LP

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“Hey Billy, a clown once told me, “they all float down there”

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“I’ll take the dog, you can have the house and we share the kids every other weekend”

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Never has a band name been so misleading

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No matter what sign you are, you too can get away with wearing a sparkly jumpsuit!

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The IT department out on a trip to the beach

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“Well, F**k off then Jerry!”

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George looks like he’s relieving himself

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Not me!

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Oh my, that guy’s jumpsuit is rather tight!

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The IT department have now gone on tour

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Why are there are so many faucets and showers in this bathroom

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Oh…

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Have you got a pen and a notepad?

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All you think about is…

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The band that only comes out at midnight

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That period in the 80s when Big Bird was addicted to Meth

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“Is anybody going to San Antone? As my Ford Capri has died”

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Thanks for the confirmation

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Jesus must be a good lawyer

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Are they “live” or has Willie Jo “come alive”?

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Alright, calm down Elvis… I mean Alvis!

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Ah shit, that’s gonna be a long-playing record

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WTF is this?

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I’m quite scared of the guy lurking at the back

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Did you ring Tina?

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Hold up and stand back people because Billy Preston and his ‘wild organ’ are in town

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I wonder if Webb Pierce is there?

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Finally, an album I can really enjoy

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The ultimate combination – pizzas and bongos


