I never get bored of searching for really awful vintage album art. I love this shit. So much that I might need therapy!
There’s never a shortage of the stuff as long as there are crazy ‘musical’ people pursuing their dreams out there. Especially those who don’t have a basic grasp on design or marketing.
I’m not shitting on other people’s musical talents, no way. These artists, I’m sure sound great. I’m shitting on the the people who passed off these crazy album art covers as being acceptable.
Well I don’t need to tell you why this is offensive!
Report It takes generations of inbreeding to be this good!
Report Straight to the point…
Report …. Or do you want that kingsize?
Report Well, D’uh!
Report The pussy party is here
Report Clowns are already terrifying enough nevermind with a creepy title of “Relax with my Horns”
Report From one creepy guy to another. A real-life minion!
Report Loretta we don’t want to know about what you get up to behind closed doors
Report Yes, this is the creepiest thing you may see all week. Jacinto, you dirty old man!
Report Hold on Dan, save some pussy for the rest of us
Report That’s what they call it in the deep south!
Report Sounds electronic from my harpsichord
Report Squirt at it again!
Report Sudbina Si Murni by Saban Bajramovic featuring such hits as “Dental Plan” and “Your (Crooked) Smile”
Report “Spread the word… Perms half price at Nancy’s”
Report Oscar Zamora and his evil plan to create a pervert puppet
Report “I’m talking to the man in the mirror…, Hello”
Report Well, we can guess their favourite position
Report Do you know Jesus? No, is that him in the middle?
Report How’d he fit all that in there?
Report How not to get molested by Webster
Report I guess Betsy & Jo really like their cucumbers! <wink>
Report Tzan the Man
Report Holy s**t this is scary AF
Report So, it’s not true what they say about shoe size!
Report Just strumminng my gay banjo
Report Is that really him?
Report Ah… my wife might like this album. Joking of course!
Report The serial killers choice
Report I think that’s what the priests call it too!
Report Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! In my shed with my goats!
Report That might be down to low blood sugar, you might want to get that checked out Johnny!
Report Sarah really had a thing for baseball bats!
Report Lee Shot Williams and the twerking horse
Report Ah put on me guns again
Report You heard them…
Report Not sure what is going on here but she’s just shat a watermelon
Report Grab an umbrella or run for cover
Report Cock Van Der Palm. Is that Dutch slang for cracking one out?
Report Let’s spend the night together with you tied up in the back of my van
Report With Mothra on Bass
Report If she was facing the different way he’d be getting a different kind of open face sandwich!
Report I don’t think they’ll be dancing for long
Report F***k! If I was confronted by this crazy surprise party I’d s**t myself!
Report Or we’ll get ya!
Report I wonder why they were so popular?
Report Some early PhotoShop style design going on here
Report This so wrong
Report Please Dean, I don’t want to hear what you get up to on your own!
Report Okay Man… I mean Ruth!
Report Those Germans with their crazy sense of humour
Report Maybe you should see a psychiatrist for that
Report Loveshit… I mean Loveship!
Report Back to creepy clowns again
Report …. They get creepier. I didn’t know John Wayne Gacy released an album
Report And Jesus said unto them “Don’t miss the great snatch”
Report Awww, Poor Dwayne Friend just wants a…. er… friend!
Report Looks like he went to Nancy’s!
Report “Whatever it takes… I will find you and kill you” Said Brad