The Simpsons, the show that never stops giving!
Along with the many funny signs that appear in the background in the show, another one of the longest-running jokes on the show is the funny business and store names that also appear in Springfield. There are businesses with clever names, parodies of famous brands and also the brutally honest business names, which would be enough to put anybody off!
Who could forget King Toot’s Music Store? What about Stoner’s Pot Palace and It Blows Air Conditioner Shop? But my overall favourite was “I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm!” run by terrible lawyer Lionel Hutz.
Here are 62 hilarious business names from the Simpsons.
Vicious Cycle Racing Bikes
Stoner’s Pot Palace
Pool Sharks
The Family Jewels
Diz-Nee Historical Park
Hairy Shearers
Eye Caramba
Stern Lecture Plumbing
King Toot’s Music Store
J.R.R. Toykin’s
Try-N-Save
Hopping Mad Collection Agency
Abandoned Store
All Creatures Great and Cheap
Da Buzz Club
The Boob Tubery
Cockamamie’s
Dead Lobster
T.G.I McScratchy’s Goodtime Foodrinkery
“I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm!”
Dingo Junction
VHS Village
The Slaughterhouse
Goody New Shoes
Gulp ‘n’ Blow
Phineas Q. Butterfat’s Ice Cream Parlor
The Sole Provider
In ‘n’ Out Ear Piercing
It Blows
Motherloving Sugar Corp.
Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
Much Ado ABout Muffins
Rock Bottom Remainders
Sprawl*Mart
Semi-Painless Dentistry
Shøp
Ah Fudge!
The China Syndrome
The Vast Waistband
Southern Cracker
Kentucky Fried Panda
The Picky Vegan
Toys “L” Us
The Elegant Scoundrel (Formerly Sammy’s Sex Sewer)
You Thai Now
Shot in the Face Photo Studios
Vulgari
33¢ Store
Malaria Zone
Gull Things Considered
Pay & Park & Pay
Starving Teachers Removals
Noiseland Arcade
Monstromart
Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
Air India
Alley McBalls
Abercrombie & the Other Guy
It’s a Wonderful Knife
Disco Stu’s Can’t Stop the Learnin’ Disco Academies
Painful Memories Party Supplies
Suicide Notes (Formerly Good Vibrations)
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