The Simpsons, the show that never stops giving!
Along with the many funny signs that appear in the background in the show, another one of the longest-running jokes on the show is the funny business and store names that also appear in Springfield. There are businesses with clever names, parodies of famous brands and also the brutally honest business names, which would be enough to put anybody off!
Who could forget King Toot’s Music Store? What about Stoner’s Pot Palace and It Blows Air Conditioner Shop? But my overall favourite was “I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm!” run by terrible lawyer Lionel Hutz.
Here are 62 hilarious business names from the Simpsons.
Vicious Cycle Racing Bikes
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Stoner’s Pot Palace
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Pool Sharks
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The Family Jewels
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Diz-Nee Historical Park
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Hairy Shearers
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Eye Caramba
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Stern Lecture Plumbing
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King Toot’s Music Store
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J.R.R. Toykin’s
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Try-N-Save
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Hopping Mad Collection Agency
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Abandoned Store
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All Creatures Great and Cheap
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Da Buzz Club
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The Boob Tubery
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Cockamamie’s
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Dead Lobster
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T.G.I McScratchy’s Goodtime Foodrinkery
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“I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm!”
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Dingo Junction
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VHS Village
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The Slaughterhouse
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Goody New Shoes
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Gulp ‘n’ Blow
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Phineas Q. Butterfat’s Ice Cream Parlor
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The Sole Provider
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In ‘n’ Out Ear Piercing
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It Blows
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Motherloving Sugar Corp.
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Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
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Much Ado ABout Muffins
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Rock Bottom Remainders
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Sprawl*Mart
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Semi-Painless Dentistry
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Shøp
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Ah Fudge!
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The China Syndrome
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The Vast Waistband
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Southern Cracker
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Kentucky Fried Panda
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The Picky Vegan
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Toys “L” Us
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The Elegant Scoundrel (Formerly Sammy’s Sex Sewer)
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You Thai Now
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Shot in the Face Photo Studios
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Vulgari
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33¢ Store
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Malaria Zone
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Gull Things Considered
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Pay & Park & Pay
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Starving Teachers Removals
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Noiseland Arcade
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Monstromart
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Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
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Air India
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Alley McBalls
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Abercrombie & the Other Guy
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It’s a Wonderful Knife
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Disco Stu’s Can’t Stop the Learnin’ Disco Academies
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Painful Memories Party Supplies
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Suicide Notes (Formerly Good Vibrations)
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