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62 Hilarious Business Names in the Simpsons

The Simpsons, the show that never stops giving!

The Simpsons, the show that never stops giving!

Along with the many funny signs that appear in the background in the show, another one of the longest-running jokes on the show is the funny business and store names that also appear in Springfield. There are businesses with clever names, parodies of famous brands and also the brutally honest business names, which would be enough to put anybody off!

Who could forget King Toot’s Music Store? What about Stoner’s Pot Palace and It Blows Air Conditioner Shop? But my overall favourite was “I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm!” run by terrible lawyer Lionel Hutz.

Here are 62 hilarious business names from the Simpsons.

Vicious Cycle Racing Bikes

Stoner’s Pot Palace

Pool Sharks

The Family Jewels

Diz-Nee Historical Park

Hairy Shearers

Eye Caramba

Stern Lecture Plumbing

King Toot’s Music Store

J.R.R. Toykin’s


Hopping Mad Collection Agency

Abandoned Store

All Creatures Great and Cheap

Da Buzz Club

The Boob Tubery


Dead Lobster

T.G.I McScratchy’s Goodtime Foodrinkery

“I Can’t Believe It’s a Law Firm!”

Dingo Junction

VHS Village

The Slaughterhouse

Goody New Shoes

Gulp ‘n’ Blow

Phineas Q. Butterfat’s Ice Cream Parlor

The Sole Provider

In ‘n’ Out Ear Piercing

It Blows

Motherloving Sugar Corp.

Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)

Much Ado ABout Muffins

Rock Bottom Remainders


Semi-Painless Dentistry


Ah Fudge!

The China Syndrome

The Vast Waistband

Southern Cracker

Kentucky Fried Panda

The Picky Vegan

Toys “L” Us

The Elegant Scoundrel (Formerly Sammy’s Sex Sewer)

You Thai Now

Shot in the Face Photo Studios


33¢ Store

Malaria Zone

Gull Things Considered

Pay & Park & Pay

Starving Teachers Removals

Noiseland Arcade


Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop

Air India

Alley McBalls

Abercrombie & the Other Guy

It’s a Wonderful Knife

Disco Stu’s Can’t Stop the Learnin’ Disco Academies

Painful Memories Party Supplies

Suicide Notes (Formerly Good Vibrations)

Written by Leeson

Part-time blogger, full-time coffee addict and lead designer at Lavoisier Technology Group. I love movies, peanut butter and tech.

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