Kids can be so demanding at times and none more so than when they are writing their Christmas letter to Santa Claus.
Take a look at this selection of childrens letters and see what I mean. From zero gravity cars to 1000 strawberries and even 1000 bucks. I’m sure Santa would have a good chuckle at these letters though!
I wanted to tell you I am fine. I don’t know but if you can could you posibly make it so I can turn into a Dragon pleeeaaas!!! Or a pet Dragon either one will do thou I would like it if you can make me turn into a Dragon.
P. S. have a happy valitins day
What Those Poisoned Cookies!
We think you might be poisened by the cookies, so don’t eat them. Mom went wrong somewere. This is our first year with Callie, our new cat, please put her presents in the stocking with the dog in it. As you might know Maddie died. So please don’t try to remind mom or she will break out sobbing. We have all been very good this year. We hope you don’t have a bad ride.
Alex, Anna, Katherina, Bryan
P.S. I am [unintelligible]
P.P.S. Santa your the best ever – Anna
Anything and Everything
I have been good throughout the year
Get me lot many gifts
2 soft toys
3 anything and everything
Ask My Dad
Please text my Dad. He has my whole list. I love you. xoxoxox Tennessee
Don’t Forgot the Damn Batteries!
Santa if you brining presents with batteries bring bateries.
Hi I’m Deaven I would like to know are you real. I believe, but my friends don’t. So can you give me a signed picture of you and Ms. Claus or somthing else. Please please send back a bell from you sled / and your picture. Ohh besides are you relly fat!! Or do you diet. Please anser all the reqests above. Right me a letter back.
A Very Important Question
I would like a telescope. How do you get down the chimney?
Wouldn’t We All Want This?
I would love 5 feet long hair. And a DSI to and a elf a real elf. And most of the presets for me.
Just Bring Pokemon and Loads of it!
Dear Santaclaus I would like 6 Pokemon stuffted animals 7 Pokemon T-shirts and 7 Pokemon pants. Two Pokemon figyours. 1 Pokemon gameboy with the game Pokemon you slot in. Pokemon P.J’s. Pokemon monopoly. Pokemon puzzles. a deck of Pokemon cards. a Pokemon costume and with a Pokemon ball. And a Pokemon backpack. And a Pokemon coat. And 15 toy Pokemon’s.
Cat, Dog and Pig
I have been a good girl this year for Christmas. Please bring me cat, dog, pig. Thank you! From, Nicki
A Very Kind Gesture
Please give Hot Weels to a boy who doesn’t have toys.
My Brother is the Devil
How are you and the reindeer doing? I am doing fine. I want a new football game and a football because my little brother always trys to steal mine he may look sweet but he is the devil. I also want a remote control truck.
P.S. How do you get in to my house on Christmas?
Whoever Mr. Paxton is!
Dear Mr. Paxton
I am worried that my mummy’s house does not have a big enough chimney.
I think Santa Claus will get stuck.
Please can can you help.
Love Leorel Conpark
I have been a pretty good cowgirl. I would like a Fur-Real walking puppy, a bike, a Liv Doll, 1000 strawberries, a Jessie doll, an iPod and a peace sign dress. Can you give my brother lots of toys too?
1000 Bucks and All the Beanie Babies Please
New American Girl doll of the year 2014
A bead kit like ….’s
A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime
A new canape that glows up. A grill
A black, light blue, green, purple and pink North Faces
A new radio. Monster High earbuds. All of the Beanie Babies.
Justice black jacket with peace signs.
Saige, the American Girl doll
A lightup Razor scooter that is the color blue
A pet puppy border collie with a peace sign collar and a leash
A black rist bange
Saige paints the sky the movie
Just Wants a Shih Tzu
Hi Santa it is me Porter my sister Claire would rely like a dog. If you could we would rely want a Shih Tzu baby if you look at top here’s a picher of a Shih Tzu and pless pless pless pless make it a gerl. And if we get a dog we would be happyer thin ever if we don’t we would be sad—but stell like you!
Zero Gravity Car
My name is Tyler. Here is a list of things I want for Christmas. The zero gravity car, Hillary Duff Most Wanted, Ryan Cabrara On the Way Down, Kelly Klarkson Break Away, Lindsey Lohan speak, i-dog, SpongeBob playhouse and for the poor to have a holy joly Christmas.
P.S. How is Mrs. Claus?
P.S.S. Can I have Pitsburgh Steelers stuff?
My Dad Buys the Presents Really
December 19, 1993
Are you real. I think you are. How are you. I help your fine. You don’t need to give me presents because my dad is going to give me some present. I don’t think it is nice to call you big jolly fat. But you are. Jolly.
“Mummy said you are fat”
I have been a good boy. On my list I have got a DS, DS games, Indianajones lego, and Wii games and 20 packs of Matchattar.
Mummy said you are fat.
I’ve Been Busy
I haven’t written to you in a while, I’ve just been a little busy. I tell you, middle school is hard work. I yeah I forgot to tell you, I’m going to play volleyball again this year. I’m so exited for the year to go on.
I’m also very excited for Christmas. This year I want Mallory (my sister) to have the best one ever. If you could give her a lot of pacifiers that would make my mom and dad so happy. Sometimes we have to look everywhere just to find one. Anyways, if you could do that for me and my parents, it would make the night much easier.
16 In, Bike and Trumpet
I Just Have Questions About Rudolph
I like the letter you sent me! Does Rudolph have a red nose? Does he have two noses?
Your best pal,
Just Have Fun
I hope you have fun on the sleigh tonight Santa Claus. Have fun giving the kids presents.
It’s Claire Again!
Dear Santa Clause,
It’s Claire again, but I’m writing for my 9 yeared old brother named Mitch. He wants a binder, binder hole puncher (I want a hole puncher, too) and a skateboard (but don’t give the skate board to him.)
Mitch is very kind-hearted, but has a bad temper. He also writes messy. and doesn’t like to read.
P.S. This is not his sign
I Want a Camera
Can you please get me a camera for Christmas, because I want one.
Just Want Happiness
Dear Santa Claus, let me just tell you, MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I just wanted to tell you what I wanted for Christmas this year. I don’t want very much, I mostly want my family to be happy.
1 I would like the ICarly stage/rubber dolls please,
2 The little pet shop party game, also please with,
3 American girl doll stuff please and,
4 Imagine teacher class trip,
5 and this ones funny, water melon dubble bubble please.
Thank you Santa! Every year you never disappoint. You are amazing!
Thank you and, Merry Christmas!
I Want Hannah Montana Tickets and I Don’t Care How You Get Them!
Hi, I can’t wait for Christmas, 2 weeks left! My birthday is 4 days after Christmas!! There is 1 thing I desperatly want for Christmas: Hannah Montana concert tickets. She is touring with the Jonas Brothers—I love them 2! I want 2 go SO BADLY. We tried to get tickets but they sold out in 11 min!! And now, scalpers are selling them for $500-$16,000 a ticket!! If you have any tickets please, please, send them to me!!
See you soon!
I Have Been Good and Bad
I have been good and bad this year.
I also found your phone number. My phone number is … and my moms cell phone number is ….
Here R some things my family wants. My sister Amanda Micheal wants new hoop earrings, my brother Jason Micheal wants all the 2 pac cd’s, (I don’t like them because they have bad words) they both want a new microwave (they are husband and wife, my mom wants a new computer (Christine Coppell), and my grandma needs new clothes and shoes (Julie Coppell)
I want a new Tolly doll for Christmas, new bratz stuff, luv cub, and Hilary Duff stuff. (She is my favorite singer.)
P.S. Here is a picture of me.
Hope that this letter finds you well. Please sign this picture of you for me. Also, I found a photo of Harold & Wallace (two of your elves) on holiday. They must be back now at this busy time of year so please if you can find them to sign their photo it will bring me great glee & warmth to the ends of my toenails. Merry Christmas!!!!