Have you ever been served a meal at a fancy restaurant and it wasn’t what you expected?
Or how about deciding to try and make a sophisticated meal and it just went tits up?
Take a look at these rather disgusting food fails. How about a spaghetti sandwiches or what about trying a whole chicken in a can and food that literally looks like s**t?
Apparently this is called ‘Toast Hawaii!’
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“Yes, I would like a dehydrated turd and a dirty sponge please” “Coming right up sir!”
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Could this be the blandest meal in the world?
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Wow, this allegedly a $15 Caesar Salad!
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Yummy! I like my Spaghetti Carbonara to look like scrambled egg please!
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Anyone for s**t on a cupcake?
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This monstrosity
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Sliced homemade sourdough bread topped with creamy light brie cheese. Preheat oven to 350 and bake for 11 hours. Enjoy.
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Goblin sick or spinach and cream Shakshuka?
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Is this really what people think vegans want to eat?
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Speaking of… errr… sausages?
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Ordered carbonara from a ‘5 star Uber restaurant’
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I call this one “Depression”
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Spaghetti O’s w/meatballs in a pepperoni bowl.
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Bacon Covid Masks
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Me: This tin should be big enough. Banana Bread: FREEDOM
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When you model your dishes on the plate decoration
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The meal of defeat
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This is what you get when your 11-year old makes Christmas cookies!
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Spaghetti-O Jello
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Man, the 70s were f**kin’ wild!
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Homemade sushi inspired corn dog
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Garlic burger from a local burger joint. My burps could kill a walrus right now…
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Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn’t work that well…
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My sister tried to make matzah but ended up summoning the Necronomicon
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This totally unappealing lunch
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This nightmare porcupine cake
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I made a pasta burrito wrapped in rice paper…behold the atrocity of man.
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This pie face
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Who wouldn’t want apple sauce on their cheese pizza?
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A huge ass tray of grilled cheese, nothing wrong with that!
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“Kiiiiiiilllll me!”
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Tonight’s special is a plate of spaghetti betwixt two slices of garlic bread with a side of a vegetable medley. Apologies sir, the chef is high off his ass
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(Very) poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies!
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The pizza of despair
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