Jay
Have you ever been served a meal at a fancy restaurant and it wasn’t what you expected?
Or how about deciding to try and make a sophisticated meal and it just went tits up?
Take a look at these rather disgusting food fails. How about a spaghetti sandwiches or what about trying a whole chicken in a can and food that literally looks like s**t?
Apparently this is called ‘Toast Hawaii!’
“Yes, I would like a dehydrated turd and a dirty sponge please” “Coming right up sir!”
Could this be the blandest meal in the world?
Wow, this allegedly a $15 Caesar Salad!
Yummy! I like my Spaghetti Carbonara to look like scrambled egg please!
Anyone for s**t on a cupcake?
This monstrosity
Sliced homemade sourdough bread topped with creamy light brie cheese. Preheat oven to 350 and bake for 11 hours. Enjoy.
Goblin sick or spinach and cream Shakshuka?
Is this really what people think vegans want to eat?
Speaking of… errr… sausages?
Ordered carbonara from a ‘5 star Uber restaurant’
I call this one “Depression”
Spaghetti O’s w/meatballs in a pepperoni bowl.
Bacon Covid Masks
Me: This tin should be big enough. Banana Bread: FREEDOM
When you model your dishes on the plate decoration
The meal of defeat
This is what you get when your 11-year old makes Christmas cookies!
Spaghetti-O Jello
Man, the 70s were f**kin’ wild!
Homemade sushi inspired corn dog
Garlic burger from a local burger joint. My burps could kill a walrus right now…
Apparently using a syringe to inject the filling of a jelly bun doesn’t work that well…
My sister tried to make matzah but ended up summoning the Necronomicon
This totally unappealing lunch
This nightmare porcupine cake
I made a pasta burrito wrapped in rice paper…behold the atrocity of man.
This pie face
Who wouldn’t want apple sauce on their cheese pizza?
A huge ass tray of grilled cheese, nothing wrong with that!
“Kiiiiiiilllll me!”
Tonight’s special is a plate of spaghetti betwixt two slices of garlic bread with a side of a vegetable medley. Apologies sir, the chef is high off his ass
(Very) poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies!
The pizza of despair
