Jay
How about some Big Poo Rice washed down with some Prick Cola or Horse Piss Beer?
We’ve been on our travels again and ventured into the supermarkets and found some rather innocent products with some rather dubious and dirty names.
Take for example Shito sauce, Plopp chocolate bars and Ultra Slut detergent. I was so shocked at some of these product names I nearly spat out my Vergina beer!
Anyway, grab your shopping cart and let’s go shopping…
I’ve never had that flavour rice before!
Can I get you a nice cold Vergina?
Does anyone fancy a tub of ‘Crap’?
Speaking of crap… What about ‘Shito?’
And to clear it up…
Oh dear…
Somebody ‘kockt up’ with that branding… See what I did there?
This chocolate bar doesn’t sound so appealing
Yummy, Horse Piss Beer
Speaking of Piss…
… Even more piss…
What Daffaq is this?
Are these mints for the mouth or …?
Ooooh Skum flavoured!
Prick Cola. This goes so well with the…
… Arse wine
… Why not also try the Magical Penis Wine?
Or Pet Sweat if you don’t want any alcohol!
What kind of toy is this?
If I have fudge it has to be Welsh Lady Ass flavour
Jussipussi!
That’s a bald brand name
I don’t want to know what Pussy Scat is!
Bum Bum Banane
You dirty, dirty detergent!
Do I smoke this or shove it up my ass?
Errrr…
Who doesn’t like Fanny Coconut Rock?
A totally honest product name
Is this a dual use product?
Don’t fancy washing my hands with Kum!
I’ll pass on these thanks
Is cat crap a good lens cleaner?
I could think of better ingredients
Can this be used as a cleaner?
Smack for your cat
This is the kind of thing you need to wake you up in the morning
Lemon and poopy… Yum!
Two words that should never be said in the same sentence
Do you want Pussy Pop or Vergina Beer?
You can now purchase Terror in your local shop. You can find this in the aisle next to Scared Shitless and Horror!
Spunk Wine Gums!
Findus Fish sticks now with a new ingredient… Crack!
Yes, I want Puke in a bag please
Do you also sell a Pee Pee smoothie?
I doubt they’ll be making this on Bake Off?
I wonder what Turd Baby actually sell? I could Google it but can’t be arsed!
Poo. Now individually wrapped!
Ewhh!
Chips now with extra dick!
That’s a sexy looking turkey
Oh…
