40+ Kids Books With Hilarious Re-Imagined Titles Part 3

Welcome to another installment of hilarious books with re-imagined titles. We thought we couldn’t find any more of these great book titles but then we found the mother load!

This time this collection comes courtesy of Your Childhood Ruined.

This library of kids books is a hell of a lot more ruder and much more cruder, so beware, because these book titles are definitely nsfw!

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If you want to you can see more of these Hilarious Books with Re-Imagined Titles in Part 1 & Part 2.

I’m Sick & Tired of Your C*nty F*cking Bulls**t

Calculating When I Gave My Last F*ck

I’m Filled With Assh0les

Pounding the Sh*t Out of Your Mom’s Box

Alexa, Play Sad Violin Music as I Suffer Through Your Tedious Sob Stories

There’s Dog Sh*t Everywhere!

Are You F*cking Ready For My Industrial Power Queefs?

I Barely Survived Your Mom’s Dusty Assh0le

I F*cking Told You Not To Cum On My Face!

Cats Are F*cking Evil

Piss and Sh*t Cook Book

I Can’t Become Somebody Else So I Guess I’ll F*ck Myself

Overdosed On Your Toxic Bullsh*t

Next Time… Text Me With Your Bullsh*t!

What Hasn’t Been in My Assh0le?

I’m 5 Seconds Old & Can Already Tell That You’re a Piece of Sh*t

I’m Getting the F*ck Away From This Sh*t

Solid Liquid or Gas! What Will Come Out of My Ass?

I am Perfectly Fine With Being a Gigantic Piece of Human Trash. Suck My Balls!

I Can Smell Your “Thoughts” From Here Sh*t For Brains

How Can I Go To Sleep Knowing That the Whole World is Run By F*cking Idiots?

Don’t Be a F*cking Tw*t

Let’s Pretend We Don’t Live on This Depressing Sh*tpile Far Away As Possible From All the F*cked up Tw*ttery

I will F*ck This Duck in a Truck

Hoist Yourself Up With My Braided Pandemic Bush

Eating Ass is Rad as F*ck

Dad is High as F*ck

Pointing Out Your Bullsh*t

F*ck There’s No Excuse For This Bullsh*t

How To Step On Cocaine

Does My Anal Discharge Smell Healthy?

Corky Stabs the F*ck Out of Those Dickhead Kids

Stop Farting On My Pussy

Don’t Be a C*nt

I Guess I Don’t Give a Sh*t

Who Pissed in the Pool

Oh F*ck, Too Many Shrooms!

Stop Poking My Ass With Your Cock! I’m On the Phone!

A-Plus Sus & I Don’t Give a F*ck

Mommy Is Way Too High to Cook Again!

Quack Quack Mother F*cker!

Ghost Dick

I Am Going To Disappear Into Your Mom’s Box

Back the F*ck Up! You Nasty Little Petri Dish!