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25 Batshit Crazy Inventions That Never Caught on

Anyone for a cigarette umbrella?

There were a lot of amazing inventions in the last 100 years. Take for example the television, the internet and the smart phone.

All of these are amazing inventions that we could never do without in today’s society.  There has also been a hell of a lot of mental inventions too. The baby window cage, motorised surfboard and a gun that takes photos.

Just take a look at this selection of crazy ass contraptions. It’s no wonder these never caught on!

Bad Driver Pedestrian Catcher

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No need to plow down pedestrians anymore when you can catch them with this handy device!

Cigarette Sharer for Morons

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Double the fun of developing lung cancer with your loved one!

The Gun That Shoots Around Corners

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Now it’s easier to shoot an innocent bystander without even having to look!

The Crazy Parent Window Baby Cage

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You know what’s good development for a baby? Hanging them from a window in a cage. Hours of fun!

The Double Ended Pipe for Dumb Asses

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When you want to share your beloved pipe with your mate!

“Aint’ Nobody Got Time For That” Reading Mirror Glasses

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When your too damn lazy to lift your head when reading!

The Happy Hangover Ice Mask

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Everyone knows that a mask of ice is a good cure for a night on the town!

Who Needs Waves With The Motorised Surfboard

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Now that’s surfing like a sir!

The Family Tandem

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The whole family can enjoy a nice bike ride, except mum who has to get on with her chores!

The Parent Baby Carrier a.k.a Baby Slingshot

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You can see the potential accident waiting to happen here!

The Baby Walking Machine

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You too can cripple your kid before they’ve even learned how to walk!

The Multi Smoker

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Speed up that lung cancer problem with this multi cigarette smoker!

The ‘F**k Rain’ Cigarette Umbrella

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You too can tell rain to f**k off with this handy cigarette umbrella.

Shower Mask of the Future

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When the apocalypse hits we will need a handy shower mask.

The Hat With Built-In Radio

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Never mind the dumb hat, check out that spliff. Obviously, that’s what he was smoking when he came up with that idea!

The Mum’s Anti-Air Pollution Ensemble

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You too can still go shopping when that impending apocalypse hits.

Early Road Sweeper

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Never get a pesky puncture again with these handy car brushes.

The WTF Gun Camera

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No words!

The Ladies Faceguard

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Just remember to not make a sharp head turn while in close proximity of your neighbour!

The Wooden Swimsuit

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Oh, Gee! I wonder why these never caught on!

The Yokel Unibike

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Hey Cletus, that’s ‘wheely’ good!

The TV Glasses

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Who needs a laptop, tablet or smart phone with these handy TV glasses. Now you can watch TV anywhere anytime without being able to see anything else. It’s the future!

Balloon Lifesavers

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Who knew that modelling balloons could save our lives!

The Impractical Amphibious Bicycle

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There’s so many things wrong with this bike!

Apparently This is a Brush Neck Massager

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If there’s anything we learnt from the olden days it’s that they loved to psychologically scar kids!

Crazy Sci-Fi Hairdryer

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It’s either a hair dryer or some kind of alien mind eating machine!

Written by Leeson

Part-time blogger, full-time coffee addict and lead designer at Lavoisier Technology Group. I love movies, peanut butter and tech.

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