Leeson
There were a lot of amazing inventions in the last 100 years. Take for example the television, the internet and the smart phone.
All of these are amazing inventions that we could never do without in today’s society. There has also been a hell of a lot of mental inventions too. The baby window cage, motorised surfboard and a gun that takes photos.
Just take a look at this selection of crazy ass contraptions. It’s no wonder these never caught on!
Bad Driver Pedestrian Catcher
No need to plow down pedestrians anymore when you can catch them with this handy device!
Cigarette Sharer for Morons
Double the fun of developing lung cancer with your loved one!
The Gun That Shoots Around Corners
Now it’s easier to shoot an innocent bystander without even having to look!
The Crazy Parent Window Baby Cage
You know what’s good development for a baby? Hanging them from a window in a cage. Hours of fun!
The Double Ended Pipe for Dumb Asses
When you want to share your beloved pipe with your mate!
“Aint’ Nobody Got Time For That” Reading Mirror Glasses
When your too damn lazy to lift your head when reading!
The Happy Hangover Ice Mask
Everyone knows that a mask of ice is a good cure for a night on the town!
Who Needs Waves With The Motorised Surfboard
Now that’s surfing like a sir!
The Family Tandem
The whole family can enjoy a nice bike ride, except mum who has to get on with her chores!
The Parent Baby Carrier a.k.a Baby Slingshot
You can see the potential accident waiting to happen here!
The Baby Walking Machine
You too can cripple your kid before they’ve even learned how to walk!
The Multi Smoker
Speed up that lung cancer problem with this multi cigarette smoker!
The ‘F**k Rain’ Cigarette Umbrella
You too can tell rain to f**k off with this handy cigarette umbrella.
Shower Mask of the Future
When the apocalypse hits we will need a handy shower mask.
The Hat With Built-In Radio
Never mind the dumb hat, check out that spliff. Obviously, that’s what he was smoking when he came up with that idea!
The Mum’s Anti-Air Pollution Ensemble
You too can still go shopping when that impending apocalypse hits.
Early Road Sweeper
Never get a pesky puncture again with these handy car brushes.
The WTF Gun Camera
No words!
The Ladies Faceguard
Just remember to not make a sharp head turn while in close proximity of your neighbour!
The Wooden Swimsuit
Oh, Gee! I wonder why these never caught on!
The Yokel Unibike
Hey Cletus, that’s ‘wheely’ good!
The TV Glasses
Who needs a laptop, tablet or smart phone with these handy TV glasses. Now you can watch TV anywhere anytime without being able to see anything else. It’s the future!
Balloon Lifesavers
Who knew that modelling balloons could save our lives!
The Impractical Amphibious Bicycle
There’s so many things wrong with this bike!
Apparently This is a Brush Neck Massager
If there’s anything we learnt from the olden days it’s that they loved to psychologically scar kids!
Crazy Sci-Fi Hairdryer
It’s either a hair dryer or some kind of alien mind eating machine!
