When you love food and drink like I do, then seeing some of your beloved dishes get bastardized by hipsters can get annoying!

To show you what I mean just take a look at these food items. As you can see It’s pretty pretentious, usually involves the absence of plates, costs twice as much and it’s creeping into pubs everywhere!

Let’s start with some drinks

Normal Beer

Hipster Beer

Normal Lemonade

Hipster Lemonade

Normal Coffee

Hipster Coffee

Normal Bottled Water

Hipster Bottled Water

 

Now let’s move onto some food

Normal Burger

Hipster Burger

Normal Macaroni Cheese

Hipster Macaroni Cheese

Normal Tempura

Hipster Tempura

Normal Sandwich

Hipster Sandwich

Normal Full English

Hipster Full English

Normal Sausage ‘n’ Mash

Hipster Sausage ‘n’ Mash

Normal Spaghetti Bolognese

Hipster Spaghetti Bolognese

Normal Sausages

Hipster Sausages

Normal Crisps

Hipster Crisps

Normal Coleslaw

Hipster Coleslaw

Normal Tarts

Hipster Tarts

Normal Cereal

Hipster Cereal

Normal Ice Lollies

Hipster Ice Lollies

Normal Muffins

Hipster Muffins

Normal Spring Rolls

Hipster Spring Rolls