When you love food and drink like I do, then seeing some of your beloved dishes get bastardized by hipsters can get annoying!
To show you what I mean just take a look at these food items. As you can see It’s pretty pretentious, usually involves the absence of plates, costs twice as much and it’s creeping into pubs everywhere!
Let’s start with some drinks
Normal Beer
Hipster Beer
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242689/hipster-foods_2_mbmxef.jpg?resize=662%2C659)
Normal Lemonade
Hipster Lemonade
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242748/hipster-foods_6_kseo6g.jpg?resize=662%2C664)
Normal Coffee
Hipster Coffee
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242989/hipster-foods_9_uhx4ex.jpg?resize=662%2C666)
Normal Bottled Water
Hipster Bottled Water
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242990/hipster-foods_13_hctzl9.jpg?resize=662%2C680)
Now let’s move onto some food
Normal Burger
Hipster Burger
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242989/hipster-foods_10_vc3x2c.jpg?resize=662%2C666)
Normal Macaroni Cheese
Hipster Macaroni Cheese
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/v1487248881/hipster-foods-17_jpbc4d.jpg?resize=662%2C587)
Normal Tempura
Hipster Tempura
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/v1487248881/hipster-food_fyezvq.jpg?resize=662%2C540)
Normal Sandwich
Hipster Sandwich
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242981/hipster-foods_3_bcywix.jpg?resize=662%2C882)
Normal Full English
Hipster Full English
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242991/hipster-foods_14_ebbeaa.jpg?resize=662%2C485)
Normal Sausage ‘n’ Mash
Hipster Sausage ‘n’ Mash
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242985/hipster-foods_8_bpxgjr.jpg?resize=662%2C709)
Normal Spaghetti Bolognese
Hipster Spaghetti Bolognese
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242985/hipster-foods_11_gjpklc.jpg?resize=662%2C444)
Normal Sausages
Hipster Sausages
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242979/hipster-foods_1_syo1cb.jpg?resize=662%2C880)
Normal Crisps
Hipster Crisps
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242979/hipster-foods_5_ybcr8n.jpg?resize=662%2C666)
Normal Coleslaw
Hipster Coleslaw
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/v1487248881/hipster-food-12_pgyqzl.jpg?resize=662%2C521)
Normal Tarts
Hipster Tarts
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/v1487248879/hipster-foods-15_vqfief.jpg?resize=662%2C442)
Normal Cereal
Hipster Cereal
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242979/hipster-foods_4_gwga7r.jpg?resize=662%2C883)
Normal Ice Lollies
Hipster Ice Lollies
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242986/hipster-foods_7_vabjid.jpg?resize=662%2C868)
Normal Muffins
Hipster Muffins
![](https://i0.wp.com/res.cloudinary.com/dit0da5k8/image/upload/c_scale,w_700/v1487242989/hipster-foods_12_vcixdf.jpg?resize=662%2C882)
I love the fact that “normal water” is pictured as a 6 pack of volvic! To me “normal water” is out of a tap!