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It’s a sh*tchen…
Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?
“It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”
Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor
“Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
“If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s.”
Advice to real estate agents:
Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing
As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings
“You go look upstairs Sandra, I’ll check out the stables”
Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.
Keeping Up with the Trumps didn’t make it past the pilot episode
“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“
Local man admits running an illegal workshop making nightmares and panic attacks.
“If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“
Upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.
For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use
By combining random elements of a living room, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood
Don’t be fooled by the bunting
Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.
If M C Escher had tried interior design
Next time you have prunes before bed, we swap sides
“You’re welcome, honey. I also got the Tom Selleck bath towels”
We call this the blue room
Yes, this is real. It’s a photograph of what I can only describe as a domestic horse
This one raises a couple of quite urgent questions: Where did they go, and are they still in the house?
The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular.
This is Feng Shui for “we haven’t had a visitor since 2007″
The spare bedroom features a lingering stunned silence
Deleted scene from Clash of the Titans where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom to ask if that was the last of the toilet paper
Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas
Property’s integrated security system provides peace of mind, lack of access, and a trip hazard
“According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor renovations before putting it back on the market.”
On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise
“It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes.”
“We can talk about how I got up here when you find me a way back down”
Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets
Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine
Don’t bugs the let bite bed
The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates
Ideal for those of you with a particularly fast metabolism
The years of practice paid off for Jeff here, as he executes a flawless accidental selfie from a different room
Evenings were the worst for Trevor, who only got to see the rest of the suite on weekends.
I can really see ourselves here honey. This can be the corner I cry in when I’m ruining your parties
Hands up if you absolutely refuse to be hurried when you’re on the toilet
“The painting in the hall is of Arthur’s most recent colonoscopy.”
