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Source | Report Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?
Source | Report “It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”
Source | Report Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor
Source | Report “Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”
Source | Report “If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s.”
Source | Report Advice to real estate agents:
Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing
Source | Report As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings
Source | Report “You go look upstairs Sandra, I’ll check out the stables”
Source | Report Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.
Source | Report Keeping Up with the Trumps didn’t make it past the pilot episode
Source | Report “It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“
Source | Report Local man admits running an illegal workshop making nightmares and panic attacks.
Source | Report “If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“
Source | Report Upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
Source | Report That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.
Source | Report For a variety of reasons, this is one shower that should be checked thoroughly before use
Source | Report By combining random elements of a living room, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.
Source | Report The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood
Source | Report Don’t be fooled by the bunting
Source | Report Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.
Source | Report If M C Escher had tried interior design
Source | Report Next time you have prunes before bed, we swap sides
Source | Report “You’re welcome, honey. I also got the Tom Selleck bath towels”
Source | Report We call this the blue room
Source | Report Yes, this is real. It’s a photograph of what I can only describe as a domestic horse
Source | Report This one raises a couple of quite urgent questions: Where did they go, and are they still in the house?
Source | Report The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular.
Source | Report This is Feng Shui for “we haven’t had a visitor since 2007″
Source | Report The spare bedroom features a lingering stunned silence
Source | Report Deleted scene from Clash of the Titans where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom to ask if that was the last of the toilet paper
Source | Report Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas
Source | Report Property’s integrated security system provides peace of mind, lack of access, and a trip hazard
Source | Report “According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor renovations before putting it back on the market.”
Source | Report On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise
Source | Report “It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes.”
Source | Report “We can talk about how I got up here when you find me a way back down”
Source | Report Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets
Source | Report Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine
Source | Report Don’t bugs the let bite bed
Source | Report The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates
Source | Report Ideal for those of you with a particularly fast metabolism
Source | Report The years of practice paid off for Jeff here, as he executes a flawless accidental selfie from a different room
Source | Report Evenings were the worst for Trevor, who only got to see the rest of the suite on weekends.
Source | Report I can really see ourselves here honey. This can be the corner I cry in when I’m ruining your parties
Source | Report Hands up if you absolutely refuse to be hurried when you’re on the toilet
Source | Report “The painting in the hall is of Arthur’s most recent colonoscopy.”
Source | Report In this version, the Princess pricks her finger, orders some bleach, packs her books, and moves out.
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