Jay
Real estate agents have to really pull some sales skill when trying to sell us a property. We’ve all heard their buzzwords they use such as ‘cosy’, ‘rustic’ or a ‘fixer-upper’ but there is no way of polishing these turds featured here!
From derelict s**t holes to absurd decor tastes and houses that look like a serial killer once lived in them and may actually come back. Be shocked and scared and it does make you think… Who would live in a house like this?
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And here we have the ‘murder room’
Just needs a nick of paint and it will be good as new
You’re not the fridge I married. You’ve gone cold. Go, just leave me!
This room comes complete with vomit sheet caused by the migraine caused by everything else!
The music drowns out the washing machine which drowns out the toilet which helps you forget about the mirrors
You can have storage or you can have a bathroom. You can’t have both!
As George heard them drive away he quickly realised this was not a game of hide and seek!
For the young modern business person always on the go… A bathroom with cooker, clothes rack and toilet in the shower!
I’ll make the bed as soon as I can find it!
Comes with beach front!
The sun will set, and the demons of the night will rise. Until then, the vacuum cleaner sleeps a dreamless sleep
Do you know that crazy cat lady who lives down the road? This is her house!
This home comes with planning for open-plan off-roading
That’s a lovely rug of death
Oh lovely, the owner left us a self-portrait of them breastfeeding a dog!
This is my gym balls room
The Norman Bates room, complete with dead mom!
The ideal room for the doomsday prepper
We don’t know what he does in there but he’ll tell us when he’s caught something
One previous occupier… a member of Slipknot!
If you follow the direction of the dick you can see the new shower curtain just installed
Oh, dear… I think we know what may have happened here
Who needs a TV when you got an indoor trampoline?
The Lord has sent us a sign in the form of two hideous rugs and a huge crystal bowling skittle
For the TV lover who is shortsighted and likes to live dangerously
This house comes complete with ‘Annabelle doll’
That’s one way to shove a bath in small space. Just make sure you have your head this end!
That’s one way to drown out any embarrassing toilet noises
The emergency phone when you run out of toilet paper
Through here we have ‘heaven’
…. And through here…. ‘Hell!’
For those who like open plan living but on a small budget
This very welcoming room
This room comes with DIY air conditioning
Jesus, could not get the hang of using his smartphone to take photos for the estate agent
This property comes with off-street parking
Even Knights of the Realm have to workout
Finally…
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