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30+ Really Awful Real Estate Photos Part 2

Who would live in a house like this?

Real estate agents have to really pull some sales skill when trying to sell us a property. We’ve all heard their buzzwords they use such as ‘cosy’, ‘rustic’ or a ‘fixer-upper’ but there is no way of polishing these turds featured here!

From derelict s**t holes to absurd decor tastes and houses that look like a serial killer once lived in them and may actually come back. Be shocked and scared and it does make you think… Who would live in a house like this?

You can see 40 Really Awful Photos Taken by Real Estate Agents.

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And here we have the ‘murder room’

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Just needs a nick of paint and it will be good as new

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You’re not the fridge I married. You’ve gone cold. Go, just leave me!

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This room comes complete with vomit sheet caused by the migraine caused by everything else!

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The music drowns out the washing machine which drowns out the toilet which helps you forget about the mirrors

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You can have storage or you can have a bathroom. You can’t have both!

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As George heard them drive away he quickly realised this was not a game of hide and seek!

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For the young modern business person always on the go… A bathroom with cooker, clothes rack and toilet in the shower!

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I’ll make the bed as soon as I can find it!

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Comes with beach front!

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The sun will set, and the demons of the night will rise. Until then, the vacuum cleaner sleeps a dreamless sleep

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Do you know that crazy cat lady who lives down the road? This is her house!

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This home comes with planning for open-plan off-roading

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That’s a lovely rug of death

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Oh lovely, the owner left us a self-portrait of them breastfeeding a dog!

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This is my gym balls room

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The Norman Bates room, complete with dead mom!

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The ideal room for the doomsday prepper

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We don’t know what he does in there but he’ll tell us when he’s caught something

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One previous occupier… a member of Slipknot!

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If you follow the direction of the dick you can see the new shower curtain  just installed

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Oh, dear… I think we know what may have happened here

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Who needs a TV when you got an indoor trampoline?

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The Lord has sent us a sign in the form of two hideous rugs and a huge crystal bowling skittle

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For the TV lover who is shortsighted and likes to live dangerously

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This house comes complete with ‘Annabelle doll’

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That’s one way to shove a bath in small space. Just make sure you have your head this end!

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That’s one way to drown out any embarrassing toilet noises

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The emergency phone when you run out of toilet paper

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Through here we have ‘heaven’

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…. And through here…. ‘Hell!’

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For those who like open plan living but on a small budget

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This very welcoming room

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This room comes with DIY air conditioning

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Jesus, could not get the hang of using his smartphone to take photos for the estate agent

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This property comes with off-street parking

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Even Knights of the Realm have to workout

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Finally…

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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