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A Collection of Absolutely Crazy But Beautiful 1980s Sweaters

Wit Knits – The deliciously 80s sweater collection modeled by nit wits!

When rummaging around a second hand book shop George Hostler found the Holy Grail of knitting patterns – Wit Knits from 1986.

This book of patterns features a whole collection of crazy but beautifully retro knitting ideas all modeled by a selection of mid 80s UK C-list celebrities and a bunch of kids!

See the wonder of Christopher Biggins wearing a banana design, Mad Lizzie gives us a glimpse of her pussy sweater and who could forget Matthew Kelly’s weather pattern cardigan complete with rainbow arms and lightning bolts!

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It takes pure skill to pull this look off… Pure skill!

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I guess she likes cock!

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You had me at ‘knitted rainbow arms’

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Meow!

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You can be cool but you’ll never be 80s piano sweater with matching scarf cool

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I’m pretty sure that sweater would eventually just fall off over the day

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Rule Britannia

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Show us your jazz hands

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The electric strawberry

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“Oh, hello sailor”

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You say pineapple I say banana!

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Choo Choo

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I’m not even sure what this pattern is? Baboon? Owl?

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The blood soaked dog

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Don’t tell that sheep where the wool came from!

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Which came first? The chicken or the egg sweater?

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Complete with snail trails

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Richard holds his shank ready for anyone that disapproves of his Scottie dog sweater

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The ‘sundae’ best sweater

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The mood swing cardigan

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This cardigan comes with cute little knitted mouse accessory

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All aboard HMS Sweater

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Grrrr!

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Finally, we save the best until last… The Frog Knitted Tank Top

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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