Creepy Playgrounds Straight Out of Hell

A playground should be a place of fun. The rides should be friendly and appeal to young children. They should be bright, colourful and maybe decorated with nice things like rainbows, stars, butterflies, ladybirds and flowers.

If you regularly take your kids to the park or playground or remember the ones from your childhood, then I’m sure you can recall those good old days.

The fun times you spent happily playing on the swings, slides and climbing frames. Now, just imagine what a playground would like in hell!

From creepy clowns to deformed animals this is pure stuff of nightmares. Just take a look for yourself. The most terrifying thing is they are all real playgrounds from around the world. This is some scary shit!

This boy is having way too much fun

This isn’t scary at all

Come on children let’s play on the ‘Human-Centipede’ ride!

This is an urgent appeal. If you could spare £1.00 a month to save an abused playground elephant

Mama Mia!

The Ukrainian alternative to Teletubbies – The Pissing Rainbow Boys

“They all float down here!”

This truly appealing witch head play thing

“Come on kids… ride me. Ride my slide” said the creepy clown with his fly open!

What the..?

Welcome to the Eastern Block Disney Land

One day Judy… one day we will escape this nightmare

I suppose it’s better sliding down than sliding up!

Lovely. Just lovely!

This is where dreams go to die!

Hell spawn dragon with heads for hands

“It must have a big-titted pig” said the mad theme park owner

This kinky dog wants to play with you

Evil cannibal sausage

The decapitated monkey jungle gym. Scary as hell.

The happy and well-endowed slide

Whatever this is? Anyone?

The bear cub from hell!

This artistic work of genius

Please kill me! I’ve seen and been through so much

Do you want to ride my roundabout little boy?

The dog from your nightmares

This absolutely not ‘scary as shit’ climbing frame