Gone are the days of your friendly postman, who would deliver your mail and packages with due care and a smile.
Nowadays the delivery guy can be a real jerk, especially now that the delivery service is booming with companies like Amazon, other online retailers and food apps like Uber Eats. I don’t know if they are overworked, underpaid or just plain old assholes, but some people totally abuse their position!
Nowadays with modern technology we can capture these jerks in action. Just take a look at these images to see what I am talking about. They throw your packages up onto your balcony and leave your expensive technology sitting on your driveway. They sample your food and drink and the label ‘fragile’ is pretty much asking for trouble!
It’s amazing what people get up to when they think nobody is looking!
“I’m really sorry I think your parcel might have fallen in the toilet…. Accidently (sic)”
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My new 4K TV finally arrived
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This Amazon driver who delivers a parcel then steals it himself!
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Your parcel has been left in a safe place. Thanks Mr. Delivery Man!
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Your new door has arrived
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This Amazon driver gives zero f**ks about you, your package or his van!
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The loneliest package
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A Domino’s delivery guy caught eating the toppings
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Try listening to your new vinyl LP
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Fragile
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And the nominations for worst delivery guy of the year are…
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Knock Knock
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This is how UPS and FedEX deliver my packages!
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May as well stick a sign on it and say “steal me”
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P.S. we also poured sugar in your gas tank and ran over your cat. We hope you understand.
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Next time you feel lazy and want to use a food delivery service remember this image
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Very well hidden Mr. Delivery Guy
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Thank you FedEx now I have a Sphinx
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Bo Nto Dend
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We’ve delivered your parcel!
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“Here is your food delivery” – Delivery Mom complete with stroller
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An actual delivery to a USPS delivery guy containing his work uniform
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This Uber Eats driver decided to take a leak outside a supermarket that has toilets and then handle your food
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Congratulations
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Package of IKEA shelves delivered (thrown) by UPS. All damaged.
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I was told it would require a signature!
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It’s just a shame my door opens outwards
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Welcome to mail Tetris
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Trying your food, licking the spoon and putting it back. What a service!
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Your parcel has been delivered….A mile down the road tied to a fence
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The phantom elevator urinator!
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Now I know why my packages go missing!
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UPS delivery driver helps himself to your Christmas package he’s delivering
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