Sometimes interior design is best left to the professionals or at least someone with a little bit of taste or as I like to put it… ‘people who have eyes!’
From overpowering floral kitchens to see-through toilets there are some crazy assed designs going on behind closed doors and why are people so obsessed with penises in furniture and fittings?
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We can see one major flaw to this shower room
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Welcome to the crazy house. One previous owner… He’s now serving 4 life sentences in Missouri.
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Could you imagine how nighmarish this must be if you need to go in the middle of the night!
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Kitchen comes complete with a “f**k you support beam!”
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Now you can wake up needing a tetanus jab each morning
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The snakes and ladder enthuiasts bathroom
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This house comes complete with a suicide bath suite
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Screw you neighbors! Who says I can’t have my own pool
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My eyes…. My eyes!
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This reminds me of the stargate sequence in 2001: Space Odyssey
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Come join us… One of us…. One of us
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I’m trying not to think why there is an elephant on the celing and why the bedroom would need tiles all over!
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You can never have enough floral design
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Welcome to the 80s Fluro Disco
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Does anyone love swimming that much?
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The upskirt view door window
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“Please can you make my home look like a cat play tower?” “Say no more!”
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Dave loved his dick window, but then realised he’d invited the Reverend over for drinks
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Ooh, lovely a stairs covered in victims hair!
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If you ever needed to hold your partners hand while you both take a dump
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Just make sure you check for chipmonks!
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Haha very clever… Not!
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That’s the last time we let Mother Hubbard design our bathroom!
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The not creepy at all baby doll head plant pots
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The ‘no fatties’ toilet
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Dance pole included
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I think I just threw up a bit
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No…. Just no!
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The social toilet
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What?….. What?
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So much marble
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Bring the outside into your home… Literally!
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This property comes with a four dick poster bed
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If you’ve used all your budget up on the kitchen cupboards and you realise you still need to cook food somehow
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This bathroom just makes we want to commit suicide!
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Mural for the upcoming sequel to Little Mermaid live action
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Somewhere in here we have the toaster. See if you can find it!
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That’s a lovely room of death
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Yes, we decided to make the staircase out of chocolate frosting
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The Taco Bell Dining Room
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Finally…. we come to the last room in the house… The bondage room
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Maybe this is similiar to the three seashells from ‘Demolition Man’
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Just in case you don’t make the toilet in time there is a handy washing machine
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What’s with all the dicks?
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Now that is style. A fireplace surrounding the bathroom sink
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Beep beep
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Give your bathroom a nautical theme…. But not like this!
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The exhibitionist’s toilet. Shows at 9am, 2pm and 7pm. I like to keep regular!
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So much mirrors and none of it practical
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Paint by numbers bathroom
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“I know what I want…. A glass toilet” Said no-one in the history of the world ever!
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That’s a lovely dick-legged kitchen island you got there
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When you let your 5 year old redesign your kitchen
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So many dicks!
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Here we have the bathroom complete with pizza oven
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Now you can roll out of bed straight into the bath
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Ewh!
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…. No words!
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So creative!
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Those poor dogs faces really sum this kitchen up
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The Flintstones bed
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I wonder if they are real dead butterflies?
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