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50 People With Rather Unfortunate, But Hilarious Names

“I’ve got an urgent call for Mike Crotch… As anyone seen my Mike Crotch?”

Okay, so we shouldn’t really laugh at these peoples unfortunate names. They may not even realise the hilarity of their given names.

Could you imagine if you heard the name Dick Trickle or Wendy Wacko over the PA system in a waiting room somewhere – Would you be able to keep a straight face?

Which got me thinking… Why do we shorten the name ‘Richard’ to ‘Dick?’ Anyway, I researched this and no one is 100% sure and it turns out to be quite a boring story, but I will say that if I was called Richard Hardy I wouldn’t shorten my name to Dick!

Here’s a collection of 50 people with rather unfortunate names…

If you like these you may want to check out these unfortunate name tags!

It’s not the size, but what you do with it said Dick

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I wonder what he names his kids…

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With a name like that I hope he can get his privates to stand to attention

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I hope she didn’t sell that kitten to buy drugs!

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This Doctor was on a Rollo-Koster of emotions when the new pope was elected

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Anurag never let his name hold him back

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Is that your name or your job?

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Would I really want to vote for a guy called Loser?   Yes. Yes I would!

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Errr… You can just drop me off here…

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That’s a very, very unfortunate name!

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A Mayor to be proud of

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What kind of name is Janice?!

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He should get that seen to!

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A real estate agent that would ‘Ben Dover’ backwards to help you find the perfect property

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Justin then went on to have a further career in gynecology

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She sounds like a fun realtor!

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Oh dear…

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Could be worse… I’m trying to think how, but it could!

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Somebodies parents loved fascist leaders!

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This realtor sounds even more fun!

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Don’t worry, they can do wonders with surgery now Ivana!

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Beat it, flick it, choke it, rub it…

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Dr. Pornsak is in the house

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Surely this is a joke?

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Meet Chef Dickensheets

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I assure you the below person is actually a real person with over 16 movie credits!

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Maybe this one isn’t so unfortunate

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Probably the most unfortunate teacher name in history… ever!

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Maybe his parents are DC fans

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Say hello to Jesucristo Hitler Paracelso Zeppelin

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He should also get that treated!

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Another Disney character goes off the rails

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I reckon this one could be fake!

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This realtor could be even more fun!

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I wonder what the B.J stands for?

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The Doctor will see you now!

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The name is unfortunate, but I wonder why she is ‘bugged by potty?’

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There may be a reason he never married

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With a name like that he only had one career path

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… Ditto

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Is that your name or advice?

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Don’t worry folks Dick Assman is here

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Nice

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WTF

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When parents name their daughter after everything they love!

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Surely that’s a name to be proud of

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Really…?

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Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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