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20 Dirty Named Cocktails

Please be advised this is NSFW!

Yes, we have all heard about cocktails with outrageous and naughty names like – ‘Harvey Wallbanger’ and Sex on the Beach’, but they have nothing on these bad boys!

If you do dare to order one of these dirty named cocktails next you are out, then it’s probably best to make sure you are not with family or work colleagues. I’m not sure that if your boss or in-laws overheard you ordering a ‘Red-Headed Slut’ that it will go down very well.

Oh… and one more thing, do make sure that the bar does serve cocktails too!

Please be advised that this post contains explicit material.

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So let’s start off with a…

1. Suck, Bang & Blow


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Suck, Bang & Blow

What’s In it?


A hell of a lot of ingredients…

  • 3 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila
  • 1oz. Smirnoff Vodka
  • 1oz. Absolut Citron Vodka
  • 1oz. Jagermeister
  • 1oz. 1 oz. Rumple Minze peppermint liqueur
  • 1 oz. Jacquin’s orange flavored gin
  • 2 oz. Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
  • 1 oz. Hpnotiq liqueur
  • 1 oz. Aristocrat triple sec
  • 1 peeled, whole lime
  • 5 oz. strawberry daiquiri mix
  • 2 cups cranberry juice
  • 1 cup sugar

How To Mix


  • Add all the ingredients in a blender with ice.
  • Serve in a hurricane glass

2. Angel’s Tit


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Angel’s Tit

What’s In it?


  • 1/4 oz. Creme de Cacao
  • 1/4 oz .Maraschino Liqueur
  • 1/4 oz .Heavy Cream
  • Maraschino Cherries

How To Mix


  • Layer ingredients in a shot glass according to how it’s written!
  • Chill the mix for 30 minutes and garnish with cherry.

3. Adios Motherf*#ker


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Adious MotherF#*ker

What’s In it?


  • 1/2 oz. vodka
  • 1/2 oz. rum
  • 1/2 oz. tequila
  • 1/2 oz. gin
  • 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao liqueur
  • 2 oz. sweet and sour mix
  • 2 oz. 7-Up Soft drink

How To Mix


  • Take a chilled glass filled with lots of ice cubes (preferably ice rocks) and pour all ingredients into the glass (except the 7′up).
  • Top it off with the 7-Up drink.
  • Gently stir and enjoy!

4. Bend Over Shirley


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Bend Over Shirley

What’s In it?


  • 1 1/2 oz. raspberry vodka
  • 4 oz. Sprite soda
  • 3/4 oz. Rose’s grenadine syrup

 

How To Mix


  • Fill a 12oz. glass with cubed ice.
  • Add 1.5 oz. of Raspberry Vodka.
  • Add Sprite, and top off with Grenadine.
  • Garnish with two Maraschino Cherries.

5. Sex on My Face


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Sex on My Face

What’s In it?


  • 1/2 oz. Yukon Jack Canadian whisky
  • 1/2 oz. Malibu coconut rum
  • 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort peach liqueur
  • 1/2 oz. banana liqueur
  • 1 splash cranberry juice
  • 1 splash pineapple juice
  • 1 splash orange juice

 

How To Mix


  • Mix ingredients in a tall glass filled with ice.

6. Liquid Viagra


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Liquid Viagra

What’s In it?


  • 1 part Jagermeister herbal liqueur
  • 1/3 can Red Bull energy drink

 

How To Mix


  • Unlike the Jagerbomb where you place a shot of Jager in a glass of Red Bull, this one you just mix Jagermeister and Red Bull. Enjoy!

7. Red-Headed Slut


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Red-Headed Slut

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. Jagermeister
  • 1 oz. peach schnapps
  • 2 oz. cranberry juice

 

How To Mix


  • Pour the mix in a shaker, strain the shot, and mix in a glass filled with ice.

8. Cock Sucking Cowboy


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Cock Sucking Cowboy

This drink definitely puts the ‘cock’ in ‘cocktail’!

What’s In it?


  • Two parts butterscotch Schnapps
  • One part Bailey’s

 

How To Mix


  • Layer in a shot glass

9. Ass


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Ass

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. Absolut vodka
  • 1 splash DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

How To Mix


  • Fill the glass with ice and pour vodka.
  • Top it off with a splash of schnapps for taste.

10. Sex with an Alligator


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Sex with an Alligator

What’s In it?


  • 1/2 oz. raspberry liqueur
  • 1 oz. melon liqueur
  • 2 oz. sweet & sour mix
  • 1/2 oz. Jagermeister

How To Mix


  • Pour the melon liqueur and sweet and sour mix into a shaker.
  • Fill with ice, shake, and strain into a chilled martini glass.
  • Then, pour some raspberry liqueur and top it off with Jagermeister.

11. Anus Burner


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Anus Burner

What’s In it?


  • 1 part tequila
  • 1 slice of jalapeño pepper
  • A dash of hot sauce

How To Mix


  • Place the jalapeño pepper in a shot glass and add Tequila.
  • Add hot sauce until the drink becomes red.

12. The Leg Spreader


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Leg Spreader

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. 1800 Tequila
  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 1 oz. gin
  • 1 oz. rum

How To Mix


  • Mix everything in a glass and drink.
  • It’s that simple!

13. Blow Job


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Blow Job

What’s In it?


  • 1/4 oz. Bailey’s Irish cream
  • 1/2 oz. Amaretto almond liqueur

How To Mix


  • Pour liqueurs into a shot glass and top with whipped cream.
  • Have an individual place their hands behind their back, then; pick-up the filled shot glass with their mouth, tilt head back, and drink.

14. Slippery Nipple 2


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Slippery Nipple 2

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. Bailey’s Irish cream
  • 1 oz. Sambuca

How To Mix


  • Pour sambuca into a shot glass and float Bailey’s on top.

15. Creamy Pussy


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Creamy Pussy

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. Bailey’s Irish cream
  • 1 oz. Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur

How To Mix


  • Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.

16. Three-Legged Monkey


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Three-Legged Monkey

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. Crown Royal Canadian whisky
  • 1 oz. Amaretto almond liqueur
  • 1 oz. pineapple juice

How To Mix


  • Pour Crown, Amaretto and pineapple juice in to a Shaker with ice.
  • Shake until really cold. Pour into shot glass and serve.

17. Tight Snatch


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Tight Snatch

What’s In it?


  • Ice
  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 shot peach schnapps
  • Orange juice
  • Cranberry juice

 

How To Mix


  • Shake with ice.
  • Serve in ice-filled glass.

18. Golden Showers


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Goldern Showers

What’s In it?


  • 1 oz. Stolichnaya vodka
  • 1 oz. orange juice
  • 1/2 oz. fresh lemon juice
  • 1 splash triple sec
  • Ginger ale

 

How To Mix


  • Shake all ingredients except ginger ale in a shaker with ice.
  • Strain over ice into an old-fashioned glass and top with ginger ale.
  • Garnish with lemon slice. Serve.

19. Sit on my Face


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Sit On My Face

What’s In it?


  • 1/3 oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur
  • 1/3 oz. Frangelico hazelnut liqueur
  • 1/3 oz. Bailey’s Irish cream

How To Mix


  • Layer in order

20. Royal F#*k


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Royal F#*k

What’s In it?


  • 2 parts Crown Royal
  • 1 part Sour Apple Pucker
  • 1 part Cranberry Juice

 

How To Mix


  • Pour just a tad of Crown (depending on how much you can handle) into a shot glass.
  • Fill the rest of the shot glass with Apple Pucker.

Written by Jay

A caffeine based life form. Current Editor-in-Chief here at Joyenergizer.

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