We’re pretty sure that kids would see these toys has a bit of fun because they’re innocent right? They wouldn’t see the damn right creepiness and inappropriateness of some of these crazy toys like we do.
It’s hard work coming up with new toys that kids will love. Just Look at the film ‘Big’ starring Tom Hanks. They had to actually employ a man-child to design their latest toys because they were fresh out of ideas!
Let’s take a look at this creepy collection of toys where the toy designers have just completely run out of ideas altogether. We have a Kids Russian Roulette gun, a selection of pregnant dolls and dolls that you can shave. It also includes toys with bad designing, toys that are simply lost in translation and toys that are in total bad taste such as the Hitler doll!
Kid Russian Roulette
The Pregnant Dolls
Milky – Absolutely Hours and Hours of Milking Fun!
I Can See One Major Design Flaw Here
Start Them Young
This is Wrong On So Many Levels!
Who Wouldn’t Want to Play With this Creepy AF Doll?
Baby’s First Baby (Also Available in Twins)
Helping Kids Have Fun in the Dark!
Batman Ready for Action
Really Excited Winnie
Pull Along Cock or Pussy
The Rabbit that Poops Glitter
Followed by a Game of ‘Daddy’s Going to the Chiropractor!’
The Doll with Growing Breasts!
Superman Has One Powerful C…
Let Your Kids Play with Pee & Poo
Feel it and Wait for the Police to Come Knocking
Now You Can Shave Just Like Dad
The Road Kill Cat
The Definite Christmas Toy This Year – The Hitler Doll
Be Just Like Mom with the Kids Pole Dancing Home Video
The STD Plushes
The Very Hairy Ginger Baby You Can Shave
The Kiddie Straight Jacket
God Action Figure with AK-47
They Call him ‘The Punisher’
Oh Dear Barbie!
Learn to Smoke Like Dad
The Blasphemous Robot
This Isn’t Creepy At All!
The Only Toy That Comes With a Public Indecency Charge!
Jar Jar Binks is Creepy Enough as He Is
Arghhhhhhhhhhh!!! A Creepy Looking Box That Also Eats Your Money
The Very Excitable Barbie
Whatever This is?
Everyone Know that Unicorns Hate F**kin’ Mime Artists
“… I Will Eat Your Soul”
This is Actually a Good Idea